Studio: Adam & Eve
Director: Jim Malibu
Cast: Bree Olson, Faye Reagan, Jenny Hendrix, Alexis Breeze, Annette Allen, Dirty Harry
Portions of this review also appeared on Fleshbot
Bree Olson is going to Arizona. You’d think she’d be crushed by this, but she’s not. I experience suicidal ideation whenever I have to go to Arizona. But it’s not about me – it’s about Bree. Instead, she decides to throw a big campout with her sexy friends!
You see, our Bree just graduated from high school and she’s headed to a “really awesome” school in Arizona for pre-med.
I will not bore you with the details of how Olson, Faye Reagan, Jenny Hendrix, Alexis Breeze, and Annette Allen become naked in tents, on blankets, and in pools. Just know that they do, and that’s all that matters.
“Bree’s Big Campout” is the type of porn movie that can be remade every two years with different people; it is a perfect example of a wholesome adult movie you’d want to include with anyone’s 18th birthday card.
Everyone looks good in this movie, particularly Olson, Jenny Hendrix, and Alexis Breeze (though we do fear they’re going to burst into flame and/or get sand in their parts) and the chapters are set apart by clever vlog entries by the characters. There is even a cameo by Dirty Harry as a creepy park ranger. Unlike his appearances in JM movies, Harry does not spend his time in “Bree’s Big Campout” weeping or screaming.
As cross-country rival Digital Playground is cleaning up on occupation-based fetishes like nurses, babysitters, and cheerleaders, I think Adam & Eve should capitalize on events. I’d love to see Kayden Kross doing a timeshare pitch porn or barbecue flick, and maybe Bree can follow “Campout” with “Bree’s Big Bachelorette Party.”
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