These women get five weeks of vacation a year and they still have to teach their boss to masturbate. Yet, like big-hearted but uncouth characters in a Graham Greene novel, we want them to win. At teaching their boss how to masturbate.
I have no problem admitting that I pay attention when someone says something with any version of an English accent, even if they are quoting Drake lyrics. That is why this warehouse lesbo romp from “Sluts on the Clock” seems like Shakespeare.
First off, we are watching Shay Hendrix and Sophia Knight push dollies and box cartons around whilst dressed as extras from “Hee-Haw.” That’s got to count for something. And when the two break for coffee (actually, it’s probably tea) and compare Sapphic exploits, they say things like:
“You cheeky bitch.”
Instead of:
“You fucking ho.”
Into this idyll walks their straitlaced boss, Samantha Bentley, who longs to be shown what real orgasms are.
“Could you teach me how to self-apply?” she asks, and her underlings snap to it, as the UK system is rigidly class-based.
I loved this scene for the accents, the 2/3 brunettitude, and the fact that this utterly contrived tryst seemed that much more genuine simply because American pornstresses weren’t doing it.
Buy “Sluts on the Clock” here
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Geezer’s Bird—meet Ava DaLush
See also: Harmony Films
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