In the porn world it is often easy to miss the erotica for the Fake Internal Popshot, so it will be fun and perhaps even educational to watch a group performing for a different audience.

“Sexy Tales & Other Intimate Acts” It is a funny, fast-moving, and sexy evening’s entertainment

As I’ve been led to understand, pornography is a visual medium.

Because there’s more than one way women can get ropey volleys lobbed across their faces and necks

Latex-clad Alpha Vampiress Anastasia Pierce gently awakens her “little sister,” Ariel X, paying particular attention to the younger immortal’s erectile tissue.

I would call “Beautiful Stranger” heartwarming save for that organ being several inches above where this movie most reverberated.

“I’m not sure about the ethics, but if they ask me to direct my ‘This Ain’t The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald’ script and they pay on time, well…”

For a porn girl’s anus, anyway, “slacker” might be a compliment

We would have welcomed his bitching had DAC just been there.

“This event has a little bit of everything for the erotically entertainable. But the main goal is to have fun. Because if you’re not having fun, why do it?”

“Thank you everyone,” I said, wiping away a tear (oh god i hope it was a tear). “I think we made history this morning.”

“Malice” might well be Sasha Grey’s last big feature for a while, now that she’s all famous and stuff, so, if not for the chance to see a dwarf or actual nipples (courtesy of Jesse Capelli and Mackenzee Pierce) in Jumbo’s Clown Room, see it for Sasha.

I’ve been to some weddings where the couple can’t stand each other and no one has a good time. But this wedding—a threesome, no less—was glorious.

“If any of these women appear in an anal scene in just one more movie, consumers will know their anuses haven’t been annihilated and will want their money back.”

Does pornography need to be a searing critique of the porn industry in order to be respected? It’s worth a shot!

As you know, I am constantly looking for whores.

Yes, though 1990 still had AIDS and condoms, not one of the characters in this book, be they rock star, hermaphrodite, loser, or part-time lesbian bass player, ever Tweets, Googles, or LOLs.

Einhorn: As I get older and the models get younger, there is less and less chance for sexual interaction.

GP: Sorry.

It would have been a bold act of splitting the difference for director Braun to throw in a bi/interracial/wheelchair three-way. To the tune of “Red Barchetta.”

“…the composition and editing lend themselves more to the fully clothed leafing through coffeetable books in the lobby of a groovy dentist than to quickly rubbing one out.”