Time To Make the Donuts with Amy Fisher
I felt I needed to give Amy Fisher something to remember us by. Something that I could no longer use, but that she could. Something that was very special.
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Berlin’s Sexual Personae Updated
“There’s the sound and the smell of love in my mind.”
Pornollaneous 8.26.10
Vivid releases gonzo bathing suit line, suggests all porn is a lie; Digital Sin makes my testicles recede; Jamye Waxman confirms I have a great face for radio; Ryan Keely shows admirable restraint by not mentioning Narfs
Pornollaneous 8.19.10
“…it would sound exactly like the ravings of a failed musician/actor from Maryland who somehow managed to even flunk out of porn a few years ago.”
Sasha Grey: “Racy” is as racy does
“Well, maybe not racy for you…”
Ronnie James Dio: The Elf that Roared
To love Ronnie James Dio is to be able to love a lot of things that at first may seem irreconcilable. It is the best kind of slippery slope.
Tee & A: The Skylar Neil Memorial Golf Tournament
Girls, Girls, Girls…and golf. Two years after his young daughter, Skylar, died of leukemia, Motley Crue frontman Vince Neil began raising money for cancer research […]
Hef Saves Hollywood; But Who Will Save the Lamplighter’s Monte Cristo?
If the Hollywood sign is to other-side-of-the-hill Los Angeles as the Eiffel Tower is to Paris, what is the symbol of Porn Valley? Would you donate money for the Lamplighter to be saved?
Coitus: On the set of “The Big Lebowski” porn parody
The Coen Brothers’ original is a beloved movie that is full of pornish tie-ins already: Now Tom Byron as The Dude will carry a storyline involving stolen porn VHS tapes “that really tied his collection together.”
Today in quasi-porn hysteria: Allred, Dread, McReady, and Kate Gosselin’s Playboy spread
Only porn stars deserve publicity for acting like porn stars, especially because it’s their job and because they do it so much better than the likes of Tiger Woods or Kate Gosselin.
Good Friday with porn’s crossunder stars
“I got things you won’t believe/Name your pleasure I will sell/I can fix your wildest needs/I got heaven and I got hell.”
Vivid to Nadya Suleman: I’m’a takes care of you, baby
While many people get into porn because they find the idea of it thrilling, the “gun to the head” that compels others is often dire economic need.
Flesh on the Carpet: Kelli McCarty
Here I talk with the former Miss USA and Disney Channel regular about red carpet etiquette and Susan Lucci.
Preventing “This Ain’t El Topo XXX”
There are several reasons why “El Topo” can’t be a porn parody, chief among them that there are no roles for Kagney Linn Karter
“Hollywood’s Nailin’ Palin”: It’s about time we got some class around here
“Hollywood’s Nailin’ Palin” is a much better franchise reboot than Edward Norton’s “The Incredible Hulk.”
2009 in pictures: Because words are dumb
Porn, as you have heard, is a visual medium. That is why so many of its professionals sport tattoos in languages they can’t read.
Kayden Kross just does it, but Holly Sampson doesn’t
It is as if the spirit of the season has covered the porn industry with wholesomeness.
Holly Sampson: Tiger’s Wonder Years
Will Holly Sampson play herself in the upcoming slew of Tiger Woods porn parodies?
“Frat Party”: Jesse Jane is the sweetheart of Sigma Nevermind
I’ve never been in a fraternity but I wondered what a woman might have to do to be Sweetheart.
Polanski freed by a network of nudes
‘ve got to get some nudes in my corner if I’m going to fight this parking ticket