Like Georgina Spelvin, Gram Ponante believes that if you’re going to Hell anyway, you’d better enjoy what got you there

Someone born at the start of Shayla La Veaux’s porn career is now eligible to be in porn herself. “But it would be weird to do a scene with her,” says La Veaux.

Gram speaks with Bob Chinn on his book-based reboot of Johnny Wadd

I have worked in the adult industry long enough to respect the double standards on which it is built, and some of these require a great deal of finesse to negotiate.

I’ve been to some weddings where the couple can’t stand each other and no one has a good time. But this wedding—a threesome, no less—was glorious.

Snow White’s Evil Queen mounts her cat, Sleeping Beauty’s mom is fucked by a frog, and the baby Sleeping Beauty does something that would very likely get this site closed down if I posted the picture.

How can you not root for a movie whose own boxcover copy states that it’s “not the best porn parody you’ll ever see”?

I will send you both “The Senator’s Daughter” and (what I consider) a good movie if you …

“… the couple rides through the empty streets of Century City in a convertible limousine, waving to no one. It’s like the money ran out.”

John Holmes began hanging around with a group of thugs who lived in a three-story home on the twisty mountainside Wonderland Avenue. He became their mule and errand boy in exchange for drugs.

“I believe that only people who have been in the biz a long, long time have survived because they recognize and acknowledge the humor of it,”

“I got things you won’t believe/Name your pleasure I will sell/I can fix your wildest needs/I got heaven and I got hell.”

“With this you can stimulate the urethra, hook your thumb over to the G-Spot, get the A-Spot with this finger, and with the other hand stimulate the clitoris.”

Jamie Gillis, an actor whose eccentric and devious performances made porn seem like performance art, died February 19. He was 66.

There are several reasons why “El Topo” can’t be a porn parody, chief among them that there are no roles for Kagney Linn Karter

There is a reason, and it is not Eon McKai, that porn earned its reputation for horrible production values and lackluster directing.

Just like “Ginger Lynn’s Token Ring Ethernet Sex Party,” “Pornstar Tweet” seeks to capitalize porntastically on an ephemeral trend.

“Hardcore” really is like a Porn Valley Chamber of Commerce pamphlet brought to life. But could it be too magical?

In a very real way, all porn is good. But the following titles were better.

We wish the sadder-but-wiser Chambers were still around.