50 Shades Times 140: A Kinky Tweet Contest
Remember how, fearing Cat Stevens might kill Salman Rushdie, you purchased “The Satanic Verses”? Or that trip you took to recover Skylab souvenirs in Australia, […]
Remember how, fearing Cat Stevens might kill Salman Rushdie, you purchased “The Satanic Verses”? Or that trip you took to recover Skylab souvenirs in Australia, […]
“Ass-Out-of-Pants is a look perfected by plumbers, of course, but anyone can do it,” says GramPonante.com valet Loup Perch-Tounge. “The idea is to maintain plausible deniability. ‘Has my ass fallen out of my pants? Oh, I see it has.'”
The Suicide Girls don’t wanna be buried in the Pet Sematary, so I’d like to send them to you.
Perhaps people need an obstacle to keep them focused, because it’s amazing how eloquent some women can get with a cock in their mouths.
I will send you both “The Senator’s Daughter” and (what I consider) a good movie if you …
As with all of San Francisco’s public functions, the Independent Erotic Film Festival will feature plenty of attendant drag queens, live sex shows, raunchy music, free-flowing alcohol, visiting porn stars, and debauchery.
“I’m gonna put my fuckin’ babies in your troat.”
DeArmond’s dainty wrists were almost no match for the bowling ball. “But I’m still great at handjobs,” she said.
Why don’t these devoted shadow readers submit answers for the chance at fabulous prizes? I thought.
Because they are more excited by the unknown, I sagely answered.
I will be presenting the Best Actress trophy at this year’s XBiz Awards, but I am unsure of how I should comport myself.
In a very real way, all porn is good. But the following titles were better.
There are few people more exciting to think of having a date with than Belladonna and Kimberly Kane (well, I would have liked to go […]
It turns out the best porn parody wasn’t even funny, that Tori Black talks in a nice, low register when you’re fucking her in the […]
As much as the importance of words can’t be overstated, the non-verbal communication between Anjanette Astoria and Johnny Castle on the set of “Cougars in […]
Where I come from (GPS coordinates: 30.4813°N 89.7690°W), if you call someone thick, you are calling her retarded. And while having sex with the mentally […]
My German isn’t that great, but I wanted to let you know that the couch is itself a vibrating ass and pussy. See also: I’ll […]
You want my copy of “American Gokkun 9,” starring Amy Starz and Kylee Luvit? It can do one of two things to your life: change […]
19-year-old Chloe Kez. a nanny and housecleaner from Baltimore, applied to Vivid’s “Brand New Faces” outreach program and shot her first porn scene for the […]
A while ago I watched the movie Crack Whore Confessions 3 and I have been haunted, I tell you, by the imagery. Scroll down to […]
The winner of the “What Is Faith Leon thinking?” contest is a person called “Neckties for Reptiles,” who, on further research, has a very thoughtful […]
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