I got a tanker of antique porn movies the other day from VCX, which reissues titles from the Golden Age from its various catalogue acquisitions. One was a movie I’d never heard of, 1975′s Little Angel Puss. Little Angel Puss (LAP) is a wayward teen who flounces around naked in front of her father. Her [...]

I was very impressed with Viv Thomas’ One Night Stand, simply because it was brave enough to portray Eastern Europeans as they really are: sexually aggressive, Galois-smoking, silly tight t-shirt-wearing, rutting savages with better cell phone reception. If you’d like me to send you my copy of this DVD (note: it’s an all-region PAL formatted [...]

The Screaming O, a collection of marital aids marketed out of the adult playground of Torrance, CA, will be presenting its third annual Go Down Ho Down Throwdown at this week’s Adult Entertainment Expo, hosted by Nikki Benz. “You think you’re good?” taunted Benz. “Then suck it up and bring it to the main stage, [...]

I received several excellent ropey lyrical volleys for the Pirates 2 contest, leading me to think we should have a contest every month around here. The challenge was to write a poem inspired by Pirates 2, the same way Madonna wrote songs inspired by the film Dick Tracy. Yes, exactly like that. There were limericks [...]

I am not saying that the marketing geniuses at Digital Playground orchestrated the recent unpleasantness with Somali pirates and Saudi-owned oil tankers to coincide with the release of Pirates 2: Stagnetti’s Revenge. I am just pointing out that each time an Island Fever hits the shelves, there is a Micronesian hurricans, tsunami, volcanic eruption, or [...]

“But will there be sex in it?” I was talking with arty provocatrix Vena Virago about her movie East Side Story. I can relate to her because her hair is always different, reflecting a restlesss spirit. “Well of course there’ll be sex in it.” She had just finished telling me how the movie would be [...]