Fogelfoot is America’s only Alternative History band, imagining a world in which the delicate and sensitive soft-rock standard-bearers of the 70′s were the ones trashing hotel rooms and doing crazy things with sharks and groupies.

“I believe that only people who have been in the biz a long, long time have survived because they recognize and acknowledge the humor of it,”

Will fans, performers, and exhibitors who haven’t been going to Erotica L.A. show up in Vegas for the XFanz Expo instead?

As with all of San Francisco’s public functions, the Independent Erotic Film Festival will feature plenty of attendant drag queens, live sex shows, raunchy music, free-flowing alcohol, visiting porn stars, and debauchery.

As you are doubtless aware, most of the residents of New York City are somehow involved with blogging about their deviant sexualities…

I understand “Awards,” of course, but the words “Feminists” and “Porn” are rarely seen in the same sentence unless there’s a “sure do hate” between them.

“With this you can stimulate the urethra, hook your thumb over to the G-Spot, get the A-Spot with this finger, and with the other hand stimulate the clitoris.”

VIDEO: Belladonna, who is a crowd-pleaser no matter how big or small the crowd, wlll be dancing at the Spearmint Rhino in the City of Industry from Thursday through Saturday nights.

15 years in, the vaginal celebration of the “Monologues” can sometimes seem like latecomers stridently “discovering” a band you’re already into. But you agree wholeheartedly.

Still, these haloed interpretations of Kylie Ireland, Ava and Mia Rose, and the divine Dana Vespoli just made me transfigure in my pants.

“I like having a director who cares enough to – gosh – give direction, instead of leaving it to me to do what I want,” Hartley said.

Nina Hartley, meanwhile, gave a very-present Evan Stone his Best Actor trophy, and they groped each other for a good minute while I stood by, alone, waiting for my chance to do things to Kane that would make the Kama Sutra curl up and explode.

I will be presenting the Best Actress trophy at this year’s XBiz Awards, but I am unsure of how I should comport myself.

By the point one is in a venue that features a seven-foot bucking penis, the spout may as well just shoot hollow-point bullets and be done with it

You think anyone else is looking out for your best interest? Come over here, Baby: I’ll take care of you.

Long ago, life was clean/Sex was bad and obscene/Victoria was my queen

I should probably dip my bread in Ava the next time I go to Papa Gino’s.

Had Hillary Clinton worn her pantsuit as well, who knows who’d be President now?

This photo was taken at the Burbank airport last night as the 2010 Adult Entertainment Expo ended in Las Vegas.

Since you can’t show nipples at the AEE, Alexis Ford’s moneymaker was a Sharpie