I realize that only tiny pockets of my vast worldwide readership care about the mechanics of the porn world that doesn’t involve the women on camera, so the past few days’ coverage is only valuable to scholars, law enforcement officials, and the clergy. “Grams, are you saying that people will mill around a hotel and [...]

Webmaster Access is a regular convention of adult webmasters which regularly convenes in Los Angeles. Like many conventions in any hotel or convention center in the country, the morning is filled with seminars, breakout sessions, and blazer-and-dockers networking events, and the evening is filed with drinking. At a morning roundtable on hosting (and I mean [...]

I don’t want to appear ungrateful, but who other than refugees and aid recipients in sub-Saharan Africa have the need for two hats bearing the logo “Pimp Mansion” or a Webmaster Access West t-shirt sponsored by the likes of PussyCash? Yet that is what attendees receive in a tote bag that also contains copies of [...]

“Why do we want new people to come into our industry?” Coffman said. “Why can’t you just stay out?”

Tonight was the long awaited premiere of Digital Playground’s Pirates II: Stagnetti’s Revenge. I have been told (and I believe) that this movie is the most expensive adult movie ever filmed, and I was honored to have been the only media outlet invited to the event. “Where is everyone from all the porn blogs and [...]

“I will never spread my legs in this industry again” – Jenna Jameson

Suite number of the party at which Satine Phoenix was naked: 211
Temperature of that room, in fahrenheit degrees: 102

Wicked Pictures threw a party for the new Stormy Daniels movie Operation Desert Stormy last night at the House of Blues that was characterized by scarcity and excess. For example, the event had a generous three-hour open bar but parking cost .50 for every foot away from where I stood that the valet parked my [...]

Last week I went to the launch party for Julie Simone’s Hollywood-gone-right casting couch movie Audition. The event was at Bar 107 downtown, and in attendance were the director and her star, Gia Paloma. Just a day before Van Damage had told me that Paloma, not of her own accord, had almost bit his dick [...]

The XBiz Hollywood Forum was a success for the content it squeezed into two brief days of parties, seminars, and mingling. Webmasters spend double-digit hours in front of their computers each day, and even when they drive their car a block to the local Quizno’s, they still carry a pager to be alerted if a [...]

I was about to give Britney the benefit of the doubt, but then I remembered the words of an ex-girlfriend on our first date: “No one forgets to wear panties, Grams.”

Pussy Parties are great fun. Cousin Stevie fluidly manages an operation that would otherwise be like herding cats.

Prior to Saturday night, the last time I stood in the parking lot of L.A. Valley Community College was to conduct a transaction of dubious (well, not dubious – let’s just say No) legality during the Gary Cherone era of Van Halen. Fast forward a few years to this past weekend, when I and about [...]

Wicked does not throw many parties, and I have never attended a Wicked event in the entirety of the three weeks I’ve been involved with the adult industry. So I found myself on Cahuenga Blvd. at the former Crush bar last night.

“But will there be sex in it?” I was talking with arty provocatrix Vena Virago about her movie East Side Story. I can relate to her because her hair is always different, reflecting a restlesss spirit. “Well of course there’ll be sex in it.” She had just finished telling me how the movie would be [...]

The band didn’t even play any Rush songs.

One could also have conversations at the XRCOs without having to deal with an awful house band and, because the venue was small and the event free, the lower-echelon but just-as-interesting people who couldn’t make it to Vegas showed up to the XRCOs instead. That was nice.

San Francisco’s Sex Workers Outreach Project (SWOP-USA) has advised parents and gamers to “vote with their dollars” and boycott the videogame Grand Theft Auto. “We object to any media which represents sex workers as legitimate targets of violence, rape and murder,” the organization stated, noting that it vigorously opposes censorship. SWOP said it issued the [...]

“Where do we put the toys when they’re dirty?” Erika Kole asked at one point.

“In my ass,” Thomas replied ruefully.

With the rate at which Steveporn product is being churned out, it is not surprising that last night’s Kill Girl Kill 3 release party was mixed with a Neu Wave Hookers preview party.