It sounds like a great night for a good cause. I’ll be there, too – it’s fun to talk about poverty in a room that smells like strippers’ melon body spray and vodka.

It is as if the spirit of the season has covered the porn industry with wholesomeness.

Will Holly Sampson play herself in the upcoming slew of Tiger Woods porn parodies?

I’ve never been in a fraternity but I wondered what a woman might have to do to be Sweetheart.

Cytherea, like Babe Ruth, could point to a surface across the room and splatter it with labia-guided girldollops.

She was holding forth at the other end of the table about how she was hiding the afikomen in her pussy.

There are few people more exciting to think of having a date with than Belladonna and Kimberly Kane (well, I would have liked to go on a date with Mary Todd Lincoln, because that chick was crazy)

DAC would relish the chance to come back as a vengeful Japanese ghost

“PowerGirls!” is a low-budget and well-intended series that will feel right at home with fans who think the new version of “Dr. Who” is putting on airs.

“Fresh Off the Boat 3″ only needs a Squanto

Every day in porn is a good day. My face has been between Amy Ried’s butt cheeks.

“Black Devil Doll” does for feminism what the civil rights movement did for puppets.

Alexis Texas proves that moderation is key in all things, particularly in haunch position. Take a look at The KLK, Texas, and Liliane Tiger and their respective ass positions in “Unseasoned Players,” “Buttwoman Returns,” and “Ass Fukt” and you will see that the savvy Texas neither sticks her ass high in the air nor makes [...]

Today is the seventh anniversary of my first day at AVN, where I was hired straight out of grade school to be managing editor of AVN.com. It was these occasional flashes of brilliance that made me admire the company so. I had worked on a couple of porn-related things prior to that, and in the [...]

I looked up and it was closing time, and Nicki Hunter was a little hoarse and sweaty, the way I like her.

We can’t all live in this enlightened Chatsworth ivory tower

This is a business like any other. It’s what people not working in porn don’t seem to understand about it.

“You have gorgeous boobs,” said Kayden Kross to Charley Chase. And not only does Kayden Kross know from good boobs, but she also knows good alliteration when she sees it.

It is not lost on this observer that all three of this year’s Alices have names that begin with S. They also have vaginas.

Margie Schnibbe: An Evening of Sex and Bunnies