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Your Paper Towels Are Proudly Used on Porn Sets, Alyssa Milano

March 4, 2016 Gram the Man 0

I also enjoy Shannen Doherty’s line of spackle and earthquake readiness nubs.

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Darcie Dolce Has A Brand New Key

March 3, 2016 Gram the Man 0

I love pets. Especially Pets of the Month.

Ange Venus photo by Gram Ponante, everybody

Sometimes People Cry: An AVN Awards Wrap-up

February 10, 2016 Gram the Man 1

In the end, many of them cried.

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#AVNSoGendered Hashtag Fails To Trend

January 29, 2016 Gram the Man 1

“There’s a difference between a movie that is unwatchable because it is not even slightly sexually stimulating and one featuring characters that have no genitals.”

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Measure R: How Porn Valley Handles Rape

December 3, 2015 Gram the Man 5

So now there exists in a once-shadowy business the opportunity to discuss something with the faith that the whole structure won’t be pulled down.

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Fist in the Mouth, Not A Gun to the Head: Oriana Small’s “Girlvert”

November 14, 2015 Gram the Man 0

That porn makes use of those things that occur in the wild is often confused with something that porn creates.

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Faster Babylon: JACKtheZIPPER Launches Podcast And Paysite

November 13, 2015 Gram the Man 0

“It’s weird, it’s creepy, it’s tragic — it’s the thrill that’ll wreck your life.”

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Sometimes Women Murder You: Jack the Zipper’s “Killers”

November 13, 2015 Gram the Man 0

“Looks like the Spaniard met his match.”

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Monty Pentagram Recommends “We Did Porn”

November 9, 2015 Gram the Man 0

Zak Sabbath succeeded Pynchon with a hard-on in “We Did Porn.”

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Porn Valley To Rebrand Without Popshots, Gaping

October 22, 2015 Gram the Man 1

The Porno Industrial Complex cuts its losses to blow wad on CFCM niche.

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Consent for Ca$h: Abducting Chanel Preston

October 20, 2015 Gram the Man 1

Will Chanel Preston escape from her bondage peril at the hands of a Pro Villain?

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Your Week in Porn-Related Sea Battles

September 25, 2015 P. Weasels 0

Porn star birthdays as they relate to naval skirmishes in an easy-to-understand primer with nudity

Who’s Sovvy Now? Sovereign Syre Is A Boss Bitch

September 25, 2015 Gram the Man 0

Sovereign Syre has some irons in the fyre.

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Study: Porn Consumers Might Not Hate Women After All

September 23, 2015 Gram the Man 0

If it makes you happy, you can still think otherwise.

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Today in Porn Talent: The Arresting Anna Bell Peaks

August 27, 2015 1

We are not judging you, Anna Bell Peaks. We are enthusiastically appraising you.

DANICA DILLON IS A DUGGARFUCKER

An Open Letter to Celebrities Seeking Porn Star Sex

August 26, 2015 Gram the Man 0

…your attraction to her fame is the most mutual attraction you will ever have

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Will Your Mouth Still Remember the Taste of this Interracial Brothel?

August 26, 2015 0

Tonight there was an open bar and canapes, but six years ago it was panocha.

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Witchy Women: JACKtheZIPPER And His Goddamned Sacred Geometry of Filth

August 13, 2015 0

See this picture across the banner on the top of the page? The intriguing JACKtheZIPPER took a series of them starring me and the whippetlike […]

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Today in Porn Talent: Calypsa Micca (and “Hot Girls Wanted”)

August 13, 2015 2

On the advice of counsel I recently watched the Netflix documentary “Hot Girls Wanted,” a very nice little snapshot of one way porn is done […]

Taylor May

Today in Porn Talent: Taylor May (And Just Might)

August 5, 2015 Gram the Man 3

Women with verbs in their names are action-oriented.

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