Beating out “Meth Air” and “Fellate—Don’t Tell Me,” the first-ever National Public Radio porn parody will be Gram Ponante’s “On Peeing.”

Maria Alexander talks about BDSM, spirituality, and “At Louche Ends,” her collection of poems. “It’s safe to say that this volume can be taken as one long drink of my sexuality,” she says.

An Interview with Maria Beatty about irrigating the saguaros

Are you saying I need to come to my own conclusions but that—perhaps—people shouldn’t be so goddamned outraged over everything? That one way of taking power away from detractors is to use their own tools against ourselves and, emerging unscathed, win?

“When it comes down to it—who’s fucking what and who’s fucking who and whatnot—it’s all porn.”

“These are the hottest bitches in the world, and they all have penises,” Domino Presley says.

This movie delivers exactly what the title promises

Bruce was a vile fellow who
Kept for a wife his left shoe
He’d slowly unlace her
Thern wildly debase her
And then stomp around in his goo.

I think “Be the eraser to my pencil” is an awkward pickup line

I don’t need to tell you how comfortable and life-affirming it is to sit with scantily-clad women as they giggle, tweet, text, take photos of each other, and shove candy in their mouths.

It is possible for adult humans to recognize the difference between entertainment and real-life violence.

Not that David Lee Roth would be invited, but you’ll get some leg tonight for sure. Tell us how you do.

Simone wears an expression that Gallant is wired to want to slap off her face.

Young is asking us to appeal to the better angels of our nature and to divorce the makeup and the dress from the factory they cover. Can we do it?

“My friends say I should do yoga,” says Hollie Stevens. “But yoga is for pussies.”

No amount of theoretical study compares to the single sense memory of knowing how to roll one’s partner over the wet spot.

Adding further insult to injury, I remember that nothing rhymes with Sabbath, but Rockin’ rhymes with Dokken.

“The Gruesome Death of Tommy Pistol” is an autobiographical snuff film.

“She does interracial, gangbangs, footjobs, handjobs, rimjobs, blowjobs, and bukkake; pre-ops, post-ops, snuff, and lingerie. She does cougar, MILF, GILF, and cosplay, scatporn, catporn, vampires, trampling, dogs and horses, escorts, water bondage, and DVDA. But I liked her when she just did girls.”

…vigorous, slap-happy sex that never blurs the line between fighting and fucking…