“Mean Bitches”: A porn song that tops from the bottom
If 2 Live Crew met actual talent, they might have created a song like XL’s “Mean Bitches.”
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Set to Screen: “The Truth About O” (or: “50 Shades of O”)
As both America’s Beloved Porn Journalist and a Costco Executive Member, I am uniquely qualified to write about both the phenomenon of “50 Shades of Grey” versus the heightened reality of “The Truth About O.”.
Nudes You May Have Missed
Wibbly-wobbly, nudey wudey
Japanese cartoons teach us to fuck the shame away
These fragments would tell us a lot about Japanese culture if we were the type to believe that a culture’s pornography is any indication of that culture’s values.
MontagFoto 8.13.12—Claire Adams opens up
Claire Adams is one of those expert riggers who happens to look really good doing it.
Montagfoto 8.6.12—Why Feet Matter
Pedal Verisimilitude or not, Lawrence still managed to get into the parts of Micah Moore that made real sense to me.
She Sells Skanktuary: “The Cult”
While Harmony Films’ “The Cult” is neither David Koresh nor L. Ron Hubbard (unless you connect Tom Cruise via “Eyes Wide Shut”), no one can say that porn doesn’t have its finger on topical subjects.
BBWFanFest Winners: Porn’s version of Manifest Destiny
Like you, I want to get closer and closer still to the large women I admire, as if I am an ant crawling on a peach or a lonely planetoid orbiting the Sun. But it seems that the Las Vegas convention known as the BBWFanFest (July 13-15, starring April Flores and Kelly Shibari) is drawing imitators seeking to put a Lap Band on its potential. I say fie on those foul copyfats.
When “Bad Ideas” is a good idea
If you agree that porn, bless its heart, is about dressing up the solitary act of masturbation, then the couples’ movie is itself kind of a fetish; It is a paraphilia in which viewers use the performers as props for their own sordid offscreen strivings.
Dairy Queef: “Milk Nymphos 3” does a body good
“Milk Nymphos 3” is really a movie for the rest of us. It says, “I’ll take your 1 Percent and shoot it out of my ass.”
Game of Thrones: A Gallery of Toilet-Adjacent Porn Stars
“Winter is coming,” she said, flushing demurely
“On Peeing”: The NPR Porn Parody
Beating out “Meth Air” and “Fellate—Don’t Tell Me,” the first-ever National Public Radio porn parody will be Gram Ponante’s “On Peeing.”
“At Louche Ends” with Maria Alexander [interview]
Maria Alexander talks about BDSM, spirituality, and “At Louche Ends,” her collection of poems. “It’s safe to say that this volume can be taken as one long drink of my sexuality,” she says.
Pissing in the desert: “The Return of Post-Apocalyptic Cowgirls”
An Interview with Maria Beatty about irrigating the saguaros
Padded Kink: Hefty Honies Humiliated Halfheartedly
Are you saying I need to come to my own conclusions but that—perhaps—people shouldn’t be so goddamned outraged over everything? That one way of taking power away from detractors is to use their own tools against ourselves and, emerging unscathed, win?
Casing the Sausage (Party): The 4th Annual Tranny Awards
“When it comes down to it—who’s fucking what and who’s fucking who and whatnot—it’s all porn.”
Domino Presley: She’s all that and something else
“These are the hottest bitches in the world, and they all have penises,” Domino Presley says.
“Pretty Tied Up” is hard—and easy—to beat
This movie delivers exactly what the title promises
“Foot Fetish Sluts” make you wait for the other shoe to drop
Bruce was a vile fellow who
Kept for a wife his left shoe
He’d slowly unlace her
Then wildly debase her
And then stomp around in his goo.
Things That Exist: The Miss Rubber World Pageant
I think “Be the eraser to my pencil” is an awkward pickup line