Used to be everyone wanted an iPhone; now everyone wants a cock. But it troubles me when I see porn titles like My Nurse Has A Cock. It implies that nurses can only be female, thus the shock value of seeing a cock on one, when in fact the AMA has stated repeatedly that patients [...]
Full Story »Gender confusion in our hospitals, families
Porn stars stay connected – but at what cost?
One of the most interesting panels at the XBiz Conference this week found porn performers discussing the evolution of the term “porn star” and the things performers needed to do to stay connected, famous, and relevant. I’ll provide a breakdown shortly, but something that happened during this particular panel demonstrated how the porn world responds [...]
Full Story »2008 in Review: Workplace of the Year
Kink.com Larry Flynt makes his employees pay for parking. Digital Playground has never washed the Tera couch. If you work at Vivid, you have to make awkward, shoe-gazing conversation with Eon McKai by the lunch truck. GawkerMedia did away with its bonus program so I’m not getting a Gizmodo-branded hoodie for writing Fleshbot’s most-read story [...]
Full Story »Today in Bitches: Now they’re pissed off and Japanese
I have never, ever seen a Japanese woman I would describe as a bitch. The closest I’ve come is when a Korean woman backed into my car and was profusely sorry about it. But then it was the situation that was a bitch and not the Korean woman. And would Korean women, often used as [...]
Full Story »When tryptophan requires trip to can
Like you, I grew tired of my bloated aunts and uncles and high school friends after about three hours yesterday. So I looked around for a good family movie and, since Madagascar 2 and Quantum of Solace were sold out, I chose Slave 01 instead. “It must be this year’s The Color Purple,” I thought. [...]
Full Story »Madison Young turns your guilty masturbation into art
You might think of Madison Young as a deadly serious redheaded San Francisco porn performer/director with an agenda. But she is actually from Loveland, Ohio. I pinned her down recently and asked her to submit to the patriarchal structure that is the western white male interview. But I learned something about myself as well.Gram Ponante: [...]
Full Story »O2: The Surrender of O
Regardless, as a sex film, as a lifestyle documentary, and as a flesh-packed, English-language telenovela, O2: The Surrender of O is, like its predecessor, another porn movie that transcends its genre. Remember: Come for the Nina, stay for the Bree.
Full Story »“Smoking Interviews 3″
As long as your fetish porn caters to the single object of a fetishist’s fantasy, everything else can go to Hell
Full Story »The Texas Vibrator Massacre
Studio: Punx Productions/MetroDirector: Rob RottenCast: Roxy Deville, Daisy Tanks, Ruby Knox, Bella Lynn, Jaime Elle, Rob Rotten, Herschel Savage, Seth Dickens Portions of this review originally appeared on Fleshbot Rob Rotten’s “Texas Vibrator Massacre” is as good, if not better, than any American International Pictures release or Roger Corman movie, both low-budget drive-in fare to [...]
Full Story »AVN: The only numbers you can trust
Suite number of the party at which Satine Phoenix was naked: 211
Temperature of that room, in fahrenheit degrees: 102
Prod of the O.C.: eXtreme Restraints
Because I am the coolest person you know, I knew that my trip yesterday to the Orange County headquarters and warehouse of hardcore adult products purveyor Extreme Restraints would not yield medieval scenes of people zapping each other’s nipples while archiving QuickBooks files. Still, in the way certain people will make a show of wiping [...]
Full Story »Gia Paloma’s fan letter
Last week I went to the launch party for Julie Simone’s Hollywood-gone-right casting couch movie Audition. The event was at Bar 107 downtown, and in attendance were the director and her star, Gia Paloma. Just a day before Van Damage had told me that Paloma, not of her own accord, had almost bit his dick [...]
Full Story »Michael Ninn’s “Sacred Sin”
“…this movie is a far cry from ‘Jamie’s Cryin,” but thoughtful couples may want to reach down between their legs and ease the seat back regardless.”
Full Story »Allanah Starr will try anything once
I got the feeling that, like “transsexual,” the double penetration was open to interpretation.
Full Story »Report: Despite hoopla, Gram not looking at the feet
Eat the Niche or: 100 ways to mine a vagina
“Sometimes the most extreme thing is what is actually exciting,” he said, “because people get burned out on the rest.”
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