As you well know, anyone with labia can pull off a camel toe – it just takes the will – but apparently James can do it really well.

Ever the enigma, Keely only gives the appearance of having been nude, and actually travels on a separate plane from her nipples.

“Hollywood’s Nailin’ Palin” is a much better franchise reboot than Edward Norton’s “The Incredible Hulk.”

Just like “Ginger Lynn’s Token Ring Ethernet Sex Party,” “Pornstar Tweet” seeks to capitalize porntastically on an ephemeral trend.

“We shot this movie on location at a real theater in Amsterdam. We have live sex theaters here in the Red Light District, where you see absolutely everything.”

This has led to the further fetishization of shame, as consumers look for performances that appear particularly uncomfortable.

You think anyone else is looking out for your best interest? Come over here, Baby: I’ll take care of you.

Aletta Ocean has a body that says “Hungary is open for business.” The casual observer asks: why not fuck her until I disappear?

Porn, as you have heard, is a visual medium. That is why so many of its professionals sport tattoos in languages they can’t read.

In a very real way, all porn is good. But the following titles were better.

“When people found out I played the oboe, they would ask me to play it while sitting on some girl’s face and giving a blowjob,”

The KLK sees the value of ambition and hard work, but adds that “a little love goes a long way.”

Perhaps I should check my local Bookmobile for its Female-to-Male Transsexual section.

Some porn films are creepier than others, and that takes some doing. The “Teens for Cash” series makes creepy fun.

TeasersVOD specializes in one thing: healthy girls getting naked and filthy in the Los Angeles sunshine

Will Holly Sampson play herself in the upcoming slew of Tiger Woods porn parodies?

I’ve never been in a fraternity but I wondered what a woman might have to do to be Sweetheart.

Denise is a Las Vegas hooker whose cold, lifeless eyes remind me of what Quint says about the shark in “Jaws.”

Cytherea, like Babe Ruth, could point to a surface across the room and splatter it with labia-guided girldollops.

“Fresh Off the Boat 3″ only needs a Squanto