Just to prove I was there
Carlos Batts and April Flores were like an interracial porno-fabulous Andrew Wyeth and Helga.
Tim Woodman, Pro Villain, describes the things that tie him in knots as a bondage rigger.
Mia Malkova is not some wizened strip of sex jerky, walking amongst the cranes and helipads of Downtown L.A. in director Mason’s “Erotica X.” In fact, had she skipped lunch, she might have blown right off the roof.
“I have something else for you to do,” Starr tells Andrews. “Me.”
Helly Hellfire says porn and DJing are two misunderstood professions, but she’s glad to have both.
Wouldn’t it be great if a pornographer were brave enough to name her movie after a Guess Who song? Dana Vespoli is that pornographer.
If this town had a Wicker Man, “Summer Lovin'” would have been a way better movie.
So many things to see in Japan, but a vagina in porn isn’t one of them
“Then why was there only one set of footprints?”
“Because I was fucking you.”
In which I use the term “bulbourethral.”
A little story about the biggest porn movie of the century, “Pirates.”
Nurse Dani Daniels is an angel of mercy to a man who accidentally ingested his uncle’s boner pills. Gram Ponante (America’s Beloved Porn Journalist) says it happens more often than you’d think.
Bonnie Rotten plays a sex-and-apocalypse-wizened bounty hunter in the movie Tommy Pistol was born to make.
“I love the way my black stepdaddy comes inside my tight little pussy,” White says to no one in particular.
These maids more than compensate for their half-assed attention to detail with their whole asses.
“You’re killing me,” Manuel Ferrara says to the great white Mia Malkova. “You’re like a shark.”
Quick Summary: In this scene from “My Girlfriend’s Hot Mom 4,” there is neither a girlfriend nor is the woman getting fucked a mom. So the movie should be called “4.” Like the Foreigner Album.
Sometimes a concept can be explained so articulately that people forget that it’s so simple that it never needed to be brought up at all. I feel that way about the recent spate of “Porn sex isn’t real sex” stories. Well No Shit. One need look no further than the title “Big Titty MILFs.”
…just imagine what a bunch of porn directors will do when considering the pliant, spongy form of Alexis Texas.