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Dakota Skye

Prufrocking with Dakota Skye

October 10, 2014 Gram the Man 1

What do Dakota Skye’s selfies say about us?

Sasha Heart's Lesbian Fetish Show

A “Lesbian Fetish Show” that Won’t Freak Out Straight Men

September 4, 2014 Gram the Man 2

Sasha Heart shows us that lesbians aren’t just thinking about pet rescue anymore.

Porner’s Almanac 6 with Alexis Grace

March 6, 2014 Gram the Man 1

Both the L.A. River and Alexis Grace’s tits, apparently, are big and wet, is all I’m saying.

“Gagged” Order: Help Julie Simone Stuff Your Mouth with Truth

March 4, 2014 Gram the Man 0

“Gagged” is a conversation piece about people whose lips are sealed professionally.

The Porner’s Almanac Comes Back from the Dead

February 20, 2014 Gram the Man 0

Gram reanimates the Porner’s Almanac for Gamelink

Samantha And Ava: Two Girls, One Bathroom

February 8, 2014 Gram the Man 0

“You have always been the caretaker, Grams.”

Selfies with Porn Stars: An Adult Entertainment Expo Odyssey

January 30, 2014 Gram the Man 1

Just to prove I was there

Carlos Batts: A Memorial And Gallery

October 28, 2013 Gram the Man 0

Carlos Batts and April Flores were like an interracial porno-fabulous Andrew Wyeth and Helga.

Rigger, Please: Pet Peeves of Bondage Folk [Pro Villain]

October 24, 2013 Gram the Man 2

Tim Woodman, Pro Villain, describes the things that tie him in knots as a bondage rigger.

Mia Malkova Restores Our Faith in Love, Heights, Sandwiches, And Clean Laundry

October 16, 2013 Gram the Man 0

Mia Malkova is not some wizened strip of sex jerky, walking amongst the cranes and helipads of Downtown L.A. in director Mason’s “Erotica X.” In fact, had she skipped lunch, she might have blown right off the roof.

Aiden Starr And Jessie Andrews “Show Me How” To Appear the Same Height [set visit]

October 9, 2013 Gram the Man 0

“I have something else for you to do,” Starr tells Andrews. “Me.”

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Turning the Tables on Helly Hellfire

October 7, 2013 Gram the Man 0

Helly Hellfire says porn and DJing are two misunderstood professions, but she’s glad to have both.

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Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner: “She’s Come Undone”

September 26, 2013 Gram the Man 0

Wouldn’t it be great if a pornographer were brave enough to name her movie after a Guess Who song? Dana Vespoli is that pornographer.

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Today in Ridiculous Porn Movies: I Know What You Did Last “Summer Lovin'”

September 26, 2013 Gram the Man 0

If this town had a Wicker Man, “Summer Lovin'” would have been a way better movie.

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A Visit to Mamiru’s Forbidden Vagina

September 26, 2013 Gram the Man 0

So many things to see in Japan, but a vagina in porn isn’t one of them

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Finally, A “Foot Prints” That Isn’t That Goddamned Inspirational Poster

September 26, 2013 Gram the Man 0

“Then why was there only one set of footprints?”

“Because I was fucking you.”

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Nadine Sage is not just some pubic hair, damn it

September 25, 2013 Gram the Man 1

In which I use the term “bulbourethral.”

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Talk About Digital Playground’s “Pirates” Day

September 20, 2013 Gram the Man 1

A little story about the biggest porn movie of the century, “Pirates.”

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Dani Daniels: It’s Like She’s Florence Nightingale or Something

September 19, 2013 Gram the Man 0

Nurse Dani Daniels is an angel of mercy to a man who accidentally ingested his uncle’s boner pills. Gram Ponante (America’s Beloved Porn Journalist) says it happens more often than you’d think.

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Fuck Thunderdome: Bonnie Rotten Is “Beyond Fucked”

September 19, 2013 Gram the Man 0

Bonnie Rotten plays a sex-and-apocalypse-wizened bounty hunter in the movie Tommy Pistol was born to make.

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