It Makes You Wonder How Quickly Jennifer White Went through the Old Black Stepdaddy
“I love the way my black stepdaddy comes inside my tight little pussy,” White says to no one in particular.
“I love the way my black stepdaddy comes inside my tight little pussy,” White says to no one in particular.
These maids more than compensate for their half-assed attention to detail with their whole asses.
“You’re killing me,” Manuel Ferrara says to the great white Mia Malkova. “You’re like a shark.”
Quick Summary: In this scene from “My Girlfriend’s Hot Mom 4,” there is neither a girlfriend nor is the woman getting fucked a mom. So the movie should be called “4.” Like the Foreigner Album.
Sometimes a concept can be explained so articulately that people forget that it’s so simple that it never needed to be brought up at all. I feel that way about the recent spate of “Porn sex isn’t real sex” stories. Well No Shit. One need look no further than the title “Big Titty MILFs.”
…just imagine what a bunch of porn directors will do when considering the pliant, spongy form of Alexis Texas.
Alex Chance is all things to all people
For those left disturbed by “Get My Belt,” a bonus disc of Behind the Scenes footage reminds us that everyone is actually very friendly and considerate of each other.
Maddy Chandler has a “Winter’s Bone” thing going on, which is very appealing, but I don’t think she done been a’matriculatin’ nowheres.
They have done everything but, and Prom Night represents that arbitrary time when they allow the Blessed Event to happen.
Mrs. Christie regularly passes into fugues after a home invasion leaves her terribly shaken. Luckily, they are sexy fugues.
Nikki Benz takes over Porn Valley in “Benz Mafia,” but the film doesn’t answer the question of why she’d want to.
If British porn director Tanya Hyde ever landed a show on HGTV, the tagline would be “Floors You Can Eat Off And Fuck On.”
If Duran Duran made “Rio 2,” that river would be winding through both a dusty and hairy land.
A group of black men waltz into Jodi Taylor’s apartment and begins pawing her. Might it be her fault since she chose to move in?
As the scene plays out, we wonder what’s in it for these women who stand around watching Elvis jerk off on two of their comrades’ faces. Was the pay OK? Was the night otherwise fun for them, what with their Solo cups and limo ride?
Here in Los Angeles, school started weeks ago, and our young scholars are currently sweating through some very expensive air conditioning. Over in Prague, meanwhile, some “Young Harlots” are suffering the blurred lines of a liberal education system. Seriously. I don’t know how anyone learns to read at all.
…it just looks like they’d rather be somewhere else other than on that play structure, which makes a lot of sense.
…we also wonder what other tricks scientists at the Manwin lab have in store to turn Selena Rose into the Latina Jesse Jane.
As a pre-review aside, I want to thank the person who came up with the joke “My father always told me that, when you hear an ice cream truck jingle, it means that they don’t have any ice cream left.”
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