‘With fingers, toys, and tongues hard at work, these ladies will always succumb to the sins of lesbians,’ it says right here. Always, my friends.

Like a vampire, I was moving west down Ventura Blvd. when I got it into my head to survey the current state of Porn Lesbians.

“Revenge of the Petites” is not about dwarves or Little People, so It-Lit David Dinklage is not in it. In fact, the movie is so softcore that there is little dinklage in it anyway. A report from the set and a review of the film.

“Revenge of the Petites” is not about dwarves or Little People, so It-Lit David Dinklage is not in it. In fact, the movie is so softcore that there is little dinklage in it at all.

So many porn performers define themselves by how they are different from the general population—bigger, bustier, tinier, younger, crazier. Today I talk with the beautiful and intriguing Siri, who tops from the middle.

Danny D. is a lucky man who made the grade

Kiki D’aire talks with Gram Ponante about her role in 2000′s “Camp Erotica,” managing a porn agency, guys who can’t get it up, and meeting girls who remind her of her.

“I’ve been so selfish with my gift!” says Anthony Rosano, agreeing to fuck Lexi Belle for free.

Dressed that way, I think Alyssa Branch should walk into rooms yelling “Fire in the Loins!”

If you agree that porn, bless its heart, is about dressing up the solitary act of masturbation, then the couples’ movie is itself kind of a fetish; It is a paraphilia in which viewers use the performers as props for their own sordid offscreen strivings.

Adrianna Luna brightens up any warehouse

I feel like every 18-year-old pornstress cast in a parody of some 80′s sitcom she’s never seen. No, not my champagne glass doughball breasts and my vagina that smells like watermelon bubblegum: a blank slate.

“Milk Nymphos 3″ is really a movie for the rest of us. It says, “I’ll take your 1 Percent and shoot it out of my ass.”

There are those who believe that people who perform in gangbangs can’t as easily perform in gauzy Sapphic interludes, and vice versa. Sabrina Deep has found the key, and it involves not coming when she touches your leg.

“Winter is coming,” she said, flushing demurely

In the depths of the Great Depression, only the antics of Slurpy Throatsluts and his gang of lovable vagabonds kept the nation’s minds of its troubles. Mister, we could use some Slurpy Throatsluts again.

Gram Ponante awkwardly conflates a horse race in Maryland with a porn star from Kentucky, just to show some naked pictures of Angelina Valentine.

Because some people are just naked differently

“So, I like my tits; I think they’re nice,” says Sage to Daniels. “But fuck: your tits are insane.”

I may be wrong, but I think women like Angelina Jolie much more than men do; she is devastatingly attractive in that way women like but that men quickly tire of, since there’s no payoff. With Chanel Preston, there is only payoff.