Ways to make “That Horny Little Cheerleader” part of a sentence
I don’t think I’m alone when I say that the 5-scene spirit stick endeavor “That Horny Little Chearleader” made me think of Walter Matthau shaking his fist on his lawn.
I don’t think I’m alone when I say that the 5-scene spirit stick endeavor “That Horny Little Chearleader” made me think of Walter Matthau shaking his fist on his lawn.
Sadly, my copy of Dana Vespoli’s “Older Women, Younger Girls 2” suffered the excesses of my enthusiasm and was rendered unusable. So I had to make up what I thought the beautiful Julia Ann and Dani Daniels were saying in this Saphtastic scene.
Wibbly-wobbly, nudey wudey
AVN, an adult trade publication, was quick to call the yet-to-be-made movie “Ultimately Strokable.”
‘With fingers, toys, and tongues hard at work, these ladies will always succumb to the sins of lesbians,’ it says right here. Always, my friends.
Who’d think we’d ever find something in our lifetimes to make the “Roseanne” and “Flintstones” parodies look good?
Like a vampire, I was moving west down Ventura Blvd. when I got it into my head to survey the current state of Porn Lesbians.
“I’ve been so selfish with my gift!” says Anthony Rosano, agreeing to fuck Lexi Belle for free.
“Winter is coming,” she said, flushing demurely
Beating out “Meth Air” and “Fellate—Don’t Tell Me,” the first-ever National Public Radio porn parody will be Gram Ponante’s “On Peeing.”
Maybe it took the French Revolution to show us that hair doesn’t matter; that the virtues of liberté, égalité, et fraternité don’t raise barricades against the follicularly challenged.
In the depths of the Great Depression, only the antics of Slurpy Throatsluts and his gang of lovable vagabonds kept the nation’s minds of its troubles. Mister, we could use some Slurpy Throatsluts again.
Gram Ponante awkwardly conflates a horse race in Maryland with a porn star from Kentucky, just to show some naked pictures of Angelina Valentine.
I can’t help but think of Roald Dahl when I meet Peach, and wonder if the famed author had actually written an allegory about a Giant Vagina.
I feel sorry for poor Europornstress Inna, here, whose devotion to Abby seems one-sided.
“…I felt that the characters’ quest to find gloryholes within the co-opted Aperture Corporation spoke to the struggle our community faces in bringing differing gender roles, body types, and sexual orientations to the screen.”
I’d smoke PCP at gunpoint with all these women
If you wonder how porn movies that are less-than-slam dunks make money, join the club.
Collective Unconscious does not refer to the types of guys who show up for gangbangs
I am known for being particularly well-Jung
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