My God, It’s Full of Starrs: “Horizon”
You’d think that, facing extinction, humanity wouldn’t bother with condoms.
You’d think that, facing extinction, humanity wouldn’t bother with condoms.
I may not be a history expert, but I know one thing: You’re not a Caifornian until Cytherea has squirted in your face.
“Conan” combines the cheese of a Jim Holliday 90’s-era classic with all the regrettable tattoos, piercings, implants, gym memberships, greenscreens, and bald pussies today’s porn consumers crave. “Conan” is a fun throwback.
“Your suffering will be legendary,” he tells Kirsty Cotton, who steadfastly refuses to be naked throughout the series, “even in Hell.”
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“We thought, ‘that whole album would be great as a porn movie.'”
Cameltoes aren’t just made by Fate, or God. Sometimes real people have to make them.
drake, on loan from Wicked for this movie, doesn’t have to deal with that company’s condom policy
Of course, no one does cocaine in the porn industry anymore. It’s all straightedge now.
I needn’t tell you how like a Shuttle launch are the climactic moments of a porn movie
I just needed to get a “Godfather 2” reference out there or I would have felt like I hadn’t done my job.
The manipulation of time seems to be clogging Vandella’s synapses.
All that uncertainty is right there in the photo. It is as if all the Doobies had watched their daughters go black and were shaken by the experience.
“The Gruesome Death of Tommy Pistol” is an autobiographical snuff film.
Has Rodney Moore found his Feminine Ideal?
“This Ain’t The Fountainhead” is the only porn movie that comes with a building
Sex educators/futurists jessica drake and Leonard Cohen predict alternate entries
You say that Worf is brown, and you want a Triple X Ro-down?
Japanese pornographers No-chichi have debuted nipple-free adult material for consumers ashamed of breasts
“Why would I need this squirt gun, travel-size toilet paper, latex glove, and promotional toast?”
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