I can watch people being filmed having sex for hours on end (and often do) in a room filled with people, but watching the finished product with more than one special person is an occasion of creeping creepiness.

“This event has a little bit of everything for the erotically entertainable. But the main goal is to have fun. Because if you’re not having fun, why do it?”

As much as I’d had a problem with the large percentage of whiteys in X-Play’s “Not the Cosbys XXX,” even that cracker-rich cast would have been a more representative jury.

It’s important to note that Orion, then 19, was not only actually barely legal but also legitimately new to porn as she stood on a deck looking north over Porn Valley.

“Thank you everyone,” I said, wiping away a tear (oh god i hope it was a tear). “I think we made history this morning.”

“Malice” might well be Sasha Grey’s last big feature for a while, now that she’s all famous and stuff, so, if not for the chance to see a dwarf or actual nipples (courtesy of Jesse Capelli and Mackenzee Pierce) in Jumbo’s Clown Room, see it for Sasha.

Oh, Casey Parker, it was so much more than a college adventure

I’ve been to some weddings where the couple can’t stand each other and no one has a good time. But this wedding—a threesome, no less—was glorious.

In a way, encountering Kagney Linn Karter on the roof was like meeting the Space Shuttle while waving goodbye to Apollo 17.

This movie suggests that presidents George Washington, Franklin Roosevelt, John F. Kennedy, Lyndon B. Johnson, Richard Nixon, and Bill Clinton were unfaithful to their wives.

I felt I needed to give Amy Fisher something to remember us by. Something that I could no longer use, but that she could. Something that was very special.

It was cold but, to my credit, I never thought, “Gee, I fucking wish it was a hundred and fucking 13 degrees out.”

“If it were up to me,” Deep told me, “I’d just have them come one after the other. But this is a big production, and these people are very organized.”

Have a hashtag-free conversation! Live, you stupid bitches! Live!

It was great to look almost eye-to-eye with Deep, who in heels was about 6’2″. And it was kind of a spiritual thing, too, because I’ve always wondered what things looked like before the Big Bang.

I used to work at United Parcel Service, so I was happy to be with Dana and the wall bass.

Evan Stone gets offstage and he sweats on some women; I am jealous because I am never as successful when sweating on women.

At a time when porn productions are seeking every revenue stream and strategic partnership, McLean has captured the zeitgeist by attaching her movie to one of L.A.’s hottest trends

As you know, I am constantly looking for whores.

Not since Leo Tolstoy’s “Anal Creampie Karenina” has a great work of literature become porn shorthand as quickly as Vladimir Nabokov’s “Lolita” has.