Gram speaks with Cytherea about her needs, and how he will never let her down
Casey Parker never taught Gram to surf.
“The Facts of Life” was the first porn movie I wrote and directed. Yet it wasn’t even the first porn parody of the 80’s sitcom that made Mindy Cohn a household name.
Some porn parodies can shed a little light on culture while simultaneously spotlighting Lexi Belle’s vagina
Gram talks with Bobbi Starr about porn set food, and why she is the ultimate eating surface
Gram extols the educational benefits of watching porn movies involving teachers
Perhaps the Old Ones, tittering behind the clouds from their blighted mansions of non-Euclidean geometries, had a tentacle in my being spared the L.A.P.D.’s latest scam.
“Fuckin’ puppies probably deserved it. I hate puppies.”
In an exclusive interview, Michael Ninn talks about getting his name—and his movies—back
Did you know that it is the Director who dictates on what part of the pornstresses’ person the ropey volley is deposited? I felt like a slightly-less-disgusting Babe Ruth.
Teagan’s take on the calculating trophy wife really does the job
Because it is Presidents’ Week, I am remembering my visit to the set of “Here Cums the President.”
If Aiden Starr is past 21 and still showing up in “Barely Legal” movies, does that mean all those milves don’t have offspring waiting at home?
“These people are my family,” Hartley says. “And I really feel supported. I like seeing them without having to have a benefit, of course.”
“I feel bad for the guys who got into the business in the 70’s and 80’s and 90’s and were rolling in money but they didn’t adapt,” Ivan says. “They’re the guys suffering now.”
I knew I was dealing with serious Trekkies when Giles, the British Patrick Stewart lookalike whose business card features the actor dressed as both Jean-Luc Picard and Dr. Xavier from “X-Men,” used the word “canonical.”
You will notice that Lakehurst is not a delicate flower, and the zaftig firecracker is short enough so that her heavy, natural breasts, when placed on a low, glass-topped table at a sushi restaurant, expand from the ginger to the wasabi.
“Do you mind that I’m on my period?” she asked. “Oh Hell No,” I said.
“So,” I said, thinking too hard, “did you porn-name yourself after Nice in France and no one figured out how to pronounce it?”
Sage’s origin story is similar in theme, if not the particulars, to that of a lot of people. She got spanked in public and a switch flipped.