Wicked Pictures threw a party for the new Stormy Daniels movie Operation Desert Stormy last night at the House of Blues that was characterized by scarcity and excess. For example, the event had a generous three-hour open bar but parking cost .50 for every foot away from where I stood that the valet parked my [...]
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Hirsch’s Heavies heave haunches heavenward
“I want to emphasize that it’s not BBWs,” said director Shailar Cobi, “and it’s not fat. It’s women with a little extra.”
Full Story »Barely Legal 75: Stacks of nudes spotted in Sunland
Six (sometimes seven) barely post-pubescent women swapped “my first time” tales on Erica McLean’s poolside set of Barely Legal 75. Many of the stories involved a friend of the character’s father.
Full Story »“Tru Lies”: Like the “Pina Colada Song,” but with no dunes
I might be going out on a limb here, but at no time does sex really need to happen in this movie.
Full Story »Jamye Waxman: The Female You
“This is the only facial cumshot we’ve got in the whole series,” Waxman explained to me, perhaps guiltily, of the vignette on role-playing featuring Nat Turnher and Jayna Oso in a French Maid outfit.
Full Story »XBiz Forum And Awards: Us v. Them
The XBiz Hollywood Forum was a success for the content it squeezed into two brief days of parties, seminars, and mingling. Webmasters spend double-digit hours in front of their computers each day, and even when they drive their car a block to the local Quizno’s, they still carry a pager to be alerted if a [...]
Full Story »A Bitchin’ ‘gine saves Nikki Nine
I hate to reduce the entire porn industry to one leading-edge part of the female anatomy, but what’s more important: accuracy or a pun? Nikki Nine, Hustler’s newest contract performer, filmed Educating Nikki a week after her first movie, The Erotic Adventures of Nikki Nine, though Educating is being released first. It’s the right thing. [...]
Full Story »Friday fusillade of filth
As you know, I spend an hour or less on porn sets because after a certain amount of time it’s always: “Grams, let me warm up on you” or “Grams, please hold me” or (this was uncomfortable) “Grams, I can only get hard if I watch you type.” So here are some bits and pieces [...]
Full Story »Scenes from a Pussy Party
Pussy Parties are great fun. Cousin Stevie fluidly manages an operation that would otherwise be like herding cats.
Full Story »Allanah Starr will try anything once
I got the feeling that, like “transsexual,” the double penetration was open to interpretation.
Full Story »Nine Falls on the Cold Valley
As Master Yoda said, “Always three there are: Memphis Monroe and the other two.” Hustler has announced the arrival of Nikki Nine to planet Earth, and a Hustler contract. Apparently she has not been in a movie or posed for a magazine before. She is also allegedly 18. Allegedly 18 is going to be my [...]
Full Story »Casey Parker and California’s pioneers
Wicked good hors d’ouevres
Wicked does not throw many parties, and I have never attended a Wicked event in the entirety of the three weeks I’ve been involved with the adult industry. So I found myself on Cahuenga Blvd. at the former Crush bar last night.
Full Story »East Side Story gets its priorities in order
“But will there be sex in it?” I was talking with arty provocatrix Vena Virago about her movie East Side Story. I can relate to her because her hair is always different, reflecting a restlesss spirit. “Well of course there’ll be sex in it.” She had just finished telling me how the movie would be [...]
Full Story »At home with April Flores and Carlos Batts
“She’s very considerate,” Batts said. “Before we go out, she asks me if I want her to smell like marshmallows or cherries.”
Full Story »ReBelle Rousers on location
In March I travelled to Funky Junk Farms in Altadena to watch the filming of ReBelle Rousers. The location is a State Historic Landmark. On the grounds are several old-tymey vehicles including recreational trailers used by Carmen Miranda, Lucy and Desi, and Lillian Russell as well as a bus built by Howard Hughes for actors [...]
Full Story »Carmen Luvana, smeared with cocaine, getting fucked on a pile of cash
… or, “Tonight is kinda special”. I visited the set of Adam & Eve’s Lady Scarface yesterday, in which Carmen Luvana plays bloodthirsty, cockhungry drug lord Toni Luvana. Director Daniel Dakota feels that someone like Luvana with such heavy weaponry should at least also have firearms, so Lady Scarface is the second of his recent [...]
Full Story »Is the feature dead?
The “Debbie Does Dallas – Again” set was a cemetery in Whittier. Everyone was very careful about the graves and the property, because porn people are very groovy, spiritual people.
Full Story »“Corruption” in the boiler room
Cheyenne Hunter: the loneliness of the long-distance biker MILF
“Did you work with the Clydesdales?” I asked.
“Yeah. But it’s weird: the companies that you do promotions for just want you to be sexy in a swimsuit, but they don’t want you to be too sexy.”
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