In person porn sightings
Your day in Creamplosions
Many times I will go to porn sets and spend hour upon delightful hour listening to the director wax on about his place in cinematic […]
Gram Is There
Once on this island: My This Aint Gilligan’s Island XXX journal
“Gilligan. The fuck? The fuck, Gilligan. Get the fucking coconuts.”
Indiana Jones and The Pussycat Preacher
Heather Veitch is a former stripper and fetish model who found Jesus a few years ago and started an outreach ministry for sex workers called […]
It’s not Mother’s Day for Belladonna’s dog
I was horrified by how she turned a deaf ear to her little dog, Oz
This is what women do when they see a roof
In fact, each of the women acquitted herself nicely, and maybe they were able to derive warmth from fisting each other the way our forefathers did in pioneer days.
Twilight of the Hustler studio
Not the Bradys XXX 2 might be the last adult movie filmed in Hustler’s warehouse and studio in Canoga Park, a building used for office […]
Paul Thomas Superstar
Thomas claims he taught Mary Magdalene that everything was all right, everything’s fine. “Close your eyes, close your eyes, and relax (your throat),” he may very well have said.
Kissy Kapri has a secret
In porn, the person with her legs crossed has moral authority over the person who doesn’t. Britney Stevens wonders why Kissy Kapri got the corner […]
Back to the apocalypse at the San Francisco Fetish Ball
You know when Carmina Burana starts playing that scary things are about to happen. “Fate is against me/In health and virtue/Driven on and weighted down/Always […]
AVN Wrap-up: I will never spread my commentary on the 2008 AEE again
“I will never spread my legs in this industry again” – Jenna Jameson
AVN: The only numbers you can trust
Suite number of the party at which Satine Phoenix was naked: 211
Temperature of that room, in fahrenheit degrees: 102
Prod of the O.C.: eXtreme Restraints
Because I am the coolest person you know, I knew that my trip yesterday to the Orange County headquarters and warehouse of hardcore adult products […]
“You’re not one of us”: a steveporn odyssey
Gram you don’t get it… guess you never did… keep filing flesh bot with MSM’s taned over blown bodays..
No Man’s Land: White Man’s Burden
I visited the set of David Aaron Clark’s No Man’s Land: Asian Edition 6 this weekend. The film stars Lana Croft, Ange Venus, Jandi, and […]
Operation Desert Stormy party art
Wicked Pictures threw a party for the new Stormy Daniels movie Operation Desert Stormy last night at the House of Blues that was characterized by […]
Hirsch’s Heavies heave haunches heavenward
“I want to emphasize that it’s not BBWs,” said director Shailar Cobi, “and it’s not fat. It’s women with a little extra.”
The Famous Vagina of Amber Peach
Everywhere I go, I hear about Amber Peach’s vagina. Most recently I was at the Playboy Mansion, and Cousin Stevie asked, “You know who has […]
Barely Legal 75: Stacks of nudes spotted in Sunland
Six (sometimes seven) barely post-pubescent women swapped “my first time” tales on Erica McLean’s poolside set of Barely Legal 75. Many of the stories involved a friend of the character’s father.
“Tru Lies”: Like the “Pina Colada Song,” but with no dunes
I might be going out on a limb here, but at no time does sex really need to happen in this movie.
Jamye Waxman: The Female You
“This is the only facial cumshot we’ve got in the whole series,” Waxman explained to me, perhaps guiltily, of the vignette on role-playing featuring Nat Turnher and Jayna Oso in a French Maid outfit.