Since porn is usually about naked people, Gram took the bold step of humanizing this year’s Ropey Volley awards

If it were a boxing match (and it is) the media savvy and attention-hungry AIDS Healthcare Foundation (AHF) would have won the round

This movie suggests that presidents George Washington, Franklin Roosevelt, John F. Kennedy, Lyndon B. Johnson, Richard Nixon, and Bill Clinton were unfaithful to their wives.

It was not from a lack of education on Holmes’ part that he knowingly exposed several partners to the virus by continuing to work post-diagnosis.

“Make new people have to get tested once a month for three months before they get in,” says Tommy Gunn. “Quarantine the rest of California. I haven’t had civilian sex in years.”

“When I started my clit was already bigger than regular people,” she said, “but pumping makes your body part really sensitive.”

The Na’bi discover the humans’ treachery and overthrow them, a storyline representative of Hustler’s longstanding support of indigenous cultures. But how come everything wasn’t blue?

To many men, the idea of sticking stainless steel rods in their urethras sounds like torture. But to be honest, each of us derives a certain amount of pleasure from pain. Why else am I so attracted to women who are crazy?

“If it were up to me,” Deep told me, “I’d just have them come one after the other. But this is a big production, and these people are very organized.”

Evan Stone gets offstage and he sweats on some women; I am jealous because I am never as successful when sweating on women.

At a time when porn productions are seeking every revenue stream and strategic partnership, McLean has captured the zeitgeist by attaching her movie to one of L.A.’s hottest trends

“I did some crazy, crazy things,” Cytherea said. “You can’t believe everything you read, but if you read it about me, there’s a good chance it’s true.”

What makes Carla Cox, Charley Chase, and Lexi Love squirt? Could it be the alliteration or the gallons of water they drank just before the scene?

“I have chlamydia” is the successor to generations of gentle letdowns.

Money is very difficult to find in the adult industry: prominent porn stars are working less and all major studios and publications have been worn down to skeleton staffs. So you’d better use your sunblock.

Prather said his intended audience for this book is not industry insiders. “It’s written for the average person who thinks that the business is what [is portrayed] on HBO or G4.”

“Sex is supposed to be fun,” Waxman said, “which is why I shy away from the word ‘expert’. That implies you’re done learning about the subject, and sometimes the thrill of it is improving on your mistakes.”

Every day I spend as America’s Beloved Porn Journalist is not all about irrumatio, nailed deadlines, and speedballs. There are some days that I must go home emptyhanded.

In the room the women come and go, Talking of Mandingo

Into thy mouth I commend something other than my spirit or: don’t make me use this right hand in paradise.