“Pornhub and Brazzers have done more damage to the porn industry than Traci Lords, John Ashcroft, and Andrea Dworkin combined,” says Nate Glass of Take Down Piracy. “These people are assholes and need to be stopped.”

Like the way the Gideons distribute Bibles to hotel rooms, I imagine there is a service that places waterlogged, sticky, and dog-eared gentlemen’s magazines in the woods behind schools.

“Make new people have to get tested once a month for three months before they get in,” says Tommy Gunn. “Quarantine the rest of California. I haven’t had civilian sex in years.”

It is fitting that this movie opened with a scene of disco-era club dudes cutting lines of cocaine.

Dawn Schiller’s fascinating new memoir “The Road Through Wonderland: Surviving John Holmes” takes place almost entirely outside the industry that made John Holmes famous.

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It is hopeful to think Friday was a good day for First Amendment rights, highlighting the hubris of an Obscenity Task Force that didn’t care enough to get its act together and underlining the unenforceability of “Community Standards” over the Internet

“No one has taken this prosecution seriously,” Joey Silvera said. “Because it is so wrong. But being in court and watching what is going on in this court, I am scared for him.”

The only thing obscene in the Stagliano indictment is the time and money the government is wasting harassing innocent people.

“If you separate porn from the mainstream world, you put people in a position where it may embarrass them,” Myers said. “They may not want to go to a place where it’s clear what they’ve gone to see.”

Prather said his intended audience for this book is not industry insiders. “It’s written for the average person who thinks that the business is what [is portrayed] on HBO or G4.”

But Herbert Wong, who was just as wronged as Monica Burgos Beresford-Redman, won’t have the benefit of public sympathy because he is “Tom Dong.”

Driver seemed polite and expressed enthusiasm about the possibility of a long-term gig should Obama win the coming election.

Every day I spend as America’s Beloved Porn Journalist is not all about irrumatio, nailed deadlines, and speedballs. There are some days that I must go home emptyhanded.

You could call Steele’s Facebook dilemma Cybersquatting 2.0, because he is competing with entities who didn’t even pay an up-front charge to impersonate him, and who don’t stand to profit financially.

John Holmes began hanging around with a group of thugs who lived in a three-story home on the twisty mountainside Wonderland Avenue. He became their mule and errand boy in exchange for drugs.

Only porn stars deserve publicity for acting like porn stars, especially because it’s their job and because they do it so much better than the likes of Tiger Woods or Kate Gosselin.

“I feel that in this film we were tasteful in our depiction of buggery, fish-hooking, gagging and gang banging.“

The nuclear option in many porn feuds is the revelation of a performer’s real name, such as what happened this week in spectacular, awful fashion.

“The ‘going rate’ for talent is decided by the purchaser in an open free market and I have exercised my right to purchase or not make a purchase,” said Mullen.