Aynal Architecture: “This Ain’t The Fountainhead”
“This Ain’t The Fountainhead” is the only porn movie that comes with a building
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Grid your loins: “Pron: The XXX Parody”
Grid your loins, porn fans!
“Fellatio” by jessica drake: How to give a Wicked blowjob
“You’re more exciting than his hands, I hope,” says Bobbi Starr
A BJ for Effort: Fellatio makes the heart grow fonder
If you present a persona that he wants to dive into like a heated swimming pool, Miss X, he will come in your mouth with very little effort on your part.
“Drenched in Love”: Warrant song or Wicked movie?
The couples in this movie are very attractive, as is their genuine positive regard for each other. That said, the “not based on actual events” disclaimer at the end is disquieting: does this mean real couples can’t be drenched in love?
Minivan Moms or: How Francophone strippers aid conception
“It’s odd that we’re all at this point in our lives that we drove to the strip bar in a minivan,” he said.
XMYBOX: Chinese marital aid company Shanghais your gonads
So both sides of the market are cornered; those consumers who like to feel like they’re masturbating with the very concept of Infinite Space and those who wants to jill off to something shaped like a seahorse.
Way-out sounds from deep in your urethra
To many men, the idea of sticking stainless steel rods in their urethras sounds like torture. But to be honest, each of us derives a certain amount of pleasure from pain. Why else am I so attracted to women who are crazy?
Pornollaneous 9.23.10
I will be liveblogging Sabrina Deep’s Gangbang this weekend. One thing to remember on such sets is that you really need to breathe through your mouth.
Rape-happy Incas and Dale DaBone’s Dick Pills
The reason why you don’t see every male porn performer in his twenties endorsing Viagra and Cialis is because they don’t need to advertise it.
What does Jamye Waxman know about love?
“Sex is supposed to be fun,” Waxman said, “which is why I shy away from the word ‘expert’. That implies you’re done learning about the subject, and sometimes the thrill of it is improving on your mistakes.”
Getting Hummers at XBiz L.A.
“Where do you think we’ll be a year from now?” Piccionelli asked the panelists. I really wanted someone to say, “soliciting bus fare,” but no one did.
Kayden Kross’s shitload of butt plugs
“That’s a shitload of sex toys you’ve got there. What does this one do?”
“You put it up your ass,” I replied, “twist it, and stimulate your prostate. That’s what the ‘P’ stands for.”
Learning to love your seven-foot penis
By the point one is in a venue that features a seven-foot bucking penis, the spout may as well just shoot hollow-point bullets and be done with it
AEE advertising focuses on things, stuff
A reader asks, “Is there even anything to be congratulatory about?”
Best of 2009: Dorking out with your dork out to the RealTouch
Larry Flynt, the great man has admitted, lost his virginity to a chicken. I keep that in mind when I review sex toys that at first seem improbable.
The SaSi Activates Your Links
“So the SaSi would be good for geeky girls with a little patience and sensitive, simmering clitorises?” I said (barely above a whisper, really).
Noname Jane becomes dessert, Bozzio and Coolio share stage at Exotic Erotic Ball
I am not, like many of my colleagues, a Clinical Sexologist, so I don’t really know the difference between Erotic and Exotic, especially in the […]
Balls over America
Sometimes Ladies ask me about vaginal products. “Grams, what are Ben Wa Balls?” Well, imagine the Starlite Mints or hard candies your grandmother gave you, […]
Couch mit Vaginabilder und Gesäß
My German isn’t that great, but I wanted to let you know that the couch is itself a vibrating ass and pussy. See also: I’ll […]