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She works hard for the money: "Who’s Your Mamasan 2"

May 19, 2009 Gram the Man 2

This woman’s name is Sai. She is from Thailand and is one of the stars of “Who’s Your Mamasan 2,” a southeast Asian MILF movie. […]

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Chloe Kez and the understandable devolution of propriety

May 19, 2009 Gram the Man 8

19-year-old Chloe Kez. a nanny and housecleaner from Baltimore, applied to Vivid’s “Brand New Faces” outreach program and shot her first porn scene for the […]

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A Bree grows in Stoya: Two porn industry responses to the recession

May 4, 2009 Gram the Man 0

In “A Tree Grows in Brooklyn,” a Depression-era working class mother of two brews more coffee than she needs, because the act of wasting something […]

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Terminology: Understanding "Bare" in gay porn

April 29, 2009 Gram the Man 1

Because I am on a number of mailing lists, today I received the following announcement about a long-awaited sequel. No Cover Productions has done it […]

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Abby Winters’ Intimate Moods: Now with a duck

April 22, 2009 Gram the Man 0

Australia’s Abby Winters Pornographic Concern again presents a vaguely-titled study in corn-(or whatever grains they eat over there)fed women masturbating while bird sound effects co-mingle […]

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Sarah Vandella’s creampie of assonance

April 2, 2009 Gram the Man 2

Today we’ll talk about assonance, the use of similar sounds inside words. Also creampies.

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Nostalgia: “Punk Rock Chixxx Rule”

April 2, 2009 Gram the Man 0

Don Henley said it about Deadhead stickers on Cadillacs, but you’ve got to appreciate the director’s love for punk girls in this movie.

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"Crack Whore Confessions": Heeeeeeere’s Edie!

March 31, 2009 Gram the Man 3

Usually I forget porn I watch moments after I watch it, unless it is very bad, very good, or very different. The “Crack Whore Confessions” […]

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What is Faith Leon thinking? Part 1 of 1

March 25, 2009 Gram the Man 10

A randomly-captured photo of Faith Leon from the movie Black Man’s Burden leaves me to wonder what she might have been thinking at that very […]

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Japanese massage scammers never counted on vengeance beyond the grave

March 24, 2009 Gram the Man 3

As a licensed clinical massage therapist, or massagynist, I object to the portrayal of my craft in Hidden Camera Massage Scam as just a ploy […]

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Boxcover of the Week: Swallow the yellow thick load, Dorothy

March 5, 2009 Gram the Man 0

There is a lot of self-righteous hand-wringing lately about depictions of the tender black/white relationships found in interracial porn and, while no one bats an […]

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Riding in the caboose on the Gang Bang Train

March 3, 2009 Gram the Man 1

Can you imagine? A train on which there is nothing but gangbangs? I hear from my Member of Congress that some of that SoCal-bound stimulus […]

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Sadie West: Best Actress

February 23, 2009 Gram the Man 0

Maybe she’s no Kate Winslet (in that she still gets naked), but Sadie West demonstrates tremendous powers of incarnation in the New Sensations movie The […]

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Boxcover of the Week: I Can’t Believe You Sucked A Negro 3

February 6, 2009 Gram the Man 1

As you know, the Journal of Invented Statistics reported that 97.3 percent of DVD sales came as a result of boxcover photos alone. That is […]

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When life gives you gapes, make lemonade

January 22, 2009 Gram the Man 3

I don’t want to seem prudish and don’t suggest that other people stop doing something that obviously gives them pleasure, but I find gaping distasteful. […]

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Stoya in ancient times or: Everything old is (Best) new (Starlet) again

January 14, 2009 Gram the Man 2

It is true that Stoya won this year’s Best New Starlet award at AVN, but it is also true that she appeared in Winkytiki’s Man’s […]

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Layover: Clearly not flying Virgin or: Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to scissor me?

December 22, 2008 Gram the Man 0

As a pornthropologist, I am fascinated by the habits of lesbians. Their rituals and socialization can tell us a lot about ourselves, in that they also cook dinner, wear clothing, and walk, jump, and run in much the same ways we do.

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What to slam, and where: Someone’s in the bathtub with Priva edition

December 4, 2008 Gram the Man 0

It is not uncommon for people to stop me on the street and ask Grams, where should I slam it? In most cases, the answer […]

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Livingston Taylor at the Wombat Room

November 19, 2008 Gram the Man 0

Lou-Ellyn is not dead; she’s just bored with the title of the movie she’s in. I reviewed Abby Winters.com’s masturbation epic Intimate Temptations for the […]

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“Gov Lov: The Eliot Splitz-her Story”—Will it play in Nyack?

May 21, 2008 Gram the Man 0

It’s topical!

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