Future scientists puzzle over why porn “Terminator” doesn’t jizz hydraulic fluid
Think about it: If Reese goes the porn route and comes on Sarah Connor’s face, how will she get pregnant with The King? Of the Future?
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A Small but no-less intriguing gallery of Mia Malkova getting undressed
“I couldn’tve loved her more in just her plain old everyday clothes.”
James Deen reveals himself to Canadians on podcast
“I’m (still) going to go (back) to a world where I have sex with beautiful women every day,” Deen says.
Porn Star Birthdays: Out And Out with Steve Driver and Traci Lords
“You can’t flunk out of porn” is a rule with exceptions
Stoya: Fonder with or without the absence
It was like a J. Geils’ “Centerfold” moment for me, except I already knew Stoya when she was a centerfold.
God Touches Chrissy Amphlett
A touching tribute to Christina Amphlett, 1959-2013
[PR] James Deen out-Dokken’s Dokken in Bend Sinister’s “Quest for Love”
Lee Roy Myers directs James Deen as the character Quest in this ridiculous desert epic from the band Bend Sinister. Deen crosses the desert holding […]
On the Couch with James Deen: How “Crippling Shyness” might be the key to success [video]
I talked with Deen in Las Vegas about the non-aggressive way he landed the Paul Schrader-directed Bret Easton Ellis adaptation “The Canyons” and about how he copes with his “crippling” shyness.
“Mean Bitches”: A porn song that tops from the bottom
If 2 Live Crew met actual talent, they might have created a song like XL’s “Mean Bitches.”
Japanese cartoons teach us to fuck the shame away
These fragments would tell us a lot about Japanese culture if we were the type to believe that a culture’s pornography is any indication of that culture’s values.
This “Wet Dream” is worth the price of emission
It’s movies like the sweet and ridiculous “Wet Dream on Elm Street” that makes us fall in love with easy, naked women with big boobs all over again.
Proof: Ron Jeremy talks rum, Milton Berle [video]
If you’re going to interview someone about his rum, the right thing to do is to have consumed a lot of it beforehand
Almost Blue: “This Ain’t The Smurfs XXX”
“The Smurfs XXX” is a backstage look at the porn world through the filter of children’s programming.
Hookers have come a long way since “Les Misérables”: Gram Ponante announces “Les Jizérables”
Maybe it took the French Revolution to show us that hair doesn’t matter; that the virtues of liberté, égalité, et fraternité don’t raise barricades against the follicularly challenged.
“Slurpy Throatsluts”: Porn movie or beloved rodeo clown?
In the depths of the Great Depression, only the antics of Slurpy Throatsluts and his gang of lovable vagabonds kept the nation’s minds of its troubles. Mister, we could use some Slurpy Throatsluts again.
You win the Freakness, Angelina Valentine; I’ll Have Another
Gram Ponante awkwardly conflates a horse race in Maryland with a porn star from Kentucky, just to show some naked pictures of Angelina Valentine.
Boxcover of the Week: It’s all in the presentation
It’s like the slave market in “Roots,” except they’re white Europeans and it’s an anus.
“Family Guy XXX” is a good giggity if you can get it
“These rings mean that, when I say sorry, I can put my wang back in your beav,” says Peter to Lois, and it’s true.
“This Ain’t Portal XXX”: You’ll be GLaDOS you did
“…I felt that the characters’ quest to find gloryholes within the co-opted Aperture Corporation spoke to the struggle our community faces in bringing differing gender roles, body types, and sexual orientations to the screen.”
Jacky St. James: The Last Woman Working in Porn [interview]
“…so many people (who don’t write porn) talk about how easy it is to write a porn script…”