[PR] CatalystCon answers Death Panels with Ass Panels in September
CatalystCon returns to Southern California from September 27-29 in Woodland Hills. You should go.
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[PR] SAMANTHA BENTLEY, HENNESSY HEADLINE AUGUST PORN FILM VACATIONS EVENT IN PORTUGAL
…if we’re lucky, we see free-spirited porn girls running around in bare feet and Red Vines, pantsless on the way to the makeup chair. tHIS HAPPENS AT pORN fILM vACATIONS ALL THE TIME.
[PR] Melina Mason will be the hottest fishwife you know
I never had the opportunity to meet the lovely Melina Mason during her short adult career, but if I’m lucky there are some cockles and mussels in my future.
[PR] Farrah Abraham Hoping She Won’t Remind You of A White Montana Fishburne
“Farrah’s looks remind me of a young Kim Kardashian,” says Hirsch, and we all know how her story turned out.”
[PR] Old faces, unfamiliar names in debut Exxxotica Fanny winners
Unlike many upstart adult award shows, the FANNYs sound like they might occur again
[PR] Gazzman’s “Fuck Me in My Jeans” answers the question “Where Should I Fuck You?”
Scottish director Gazzman has a full plate traversing Europe and bringing porn to that quaint continent whose only income heretofore has been its rental locations for “Indiana Jones” movies.
2013 Feminist Porn Awards award feminists, porn
An appreciative crowd packed the Capitol Event Theatre here for the 8th Annual Feminist Porn Awards, honoring numerous celebrities featured on Porn Valley Observed as well as people we’ve yet to have the pleasure to know.
[PR] Adult industry hopes consumers will help overturn Measure B on Tax Day
Porn Valley is turning to many of the same people who voted for Measure B—hoodwinked porn watchers—to raise money to overturn it on a special Tax Day Pornathon.
[PR] “Not the Wizard of Oz XXX” producers not not hitting the poppies
I really don’t know why All Media Play keeps me on their mailing list. I’ve asked to be removed. Still, someone must be buying these movies (I just haven’t met any of them) and I like the idea of there being some all-purpose anti-defamation league out there, because why should Jews get to keep it for themselves?
[PR] In Venice, a transition from “Goo You Are Wearing” to “Who Are You Wearing?”
Director Scarlett Revell has commissioned Lady Gaga designer Atsuko Kudo to costume her upcoming “Sex in Venice”
AEE panel suggests there are women in the adult industry
Is a “Women in the Adult Industry” panel like a Kentucky Derby seminar moderated by horses?
[PR] Tommy Gunn “Wolves” It Up with My Sun And Stars
Gunn was cast in “Wolves,” a movie that sounds like “Rambo”-meets-“Teen Wolf”-meets-“The Wicker Man”-meets-“Children of the Corn.” The movie also stars Jason Momoa, the doomed Khal Drogo from “Game of Thrones.”
On Hollie Stevens’ birthday, plans for pornstress cancer screenings
Stevens will be remembered this month at the Adult Entertainment Expo, where a penthouse suite in her name at the Hard Rock Hotel will offer snacks, massages, makeup, and non-pornographic breast exams
Eying Jizzful Cliff, Porn Lawyers Plan Suit Against L.A. County
My belief is that voters, had they actually thought about the real effects of the law (and the lack of harm defeating it represented), would not have passed it. Indeed, major L.A. media outlets—including the L.A. Times—urged voters to reject Measure B.
Nick Manning dropping loads of bling
Gram Ponante talks with Nick Manning about the porn veteran’s new business venture, ElectronicBling.com
[PR] “Isis Rising: Curse of the Lady Mummy” Set To Be Greatest Film of All Time
“This marks the first in a planned franchise for the scantily clad supernatural hellraiser played by the undeniably beautiful Indian-born Adult Film Star, Priya Rai, “
[PR] Ghost of Tera Patrick returns with dire warnings for adult industry
“If you’re going to marry someone from an HBO show, why not Bill Paxton? He seems nice.”
[PR] Julia Ann ends World Bukkake Tour; Sabrina Deep to bang and pimp her
Understanding oozes from the pores of Sabrina Deep, which is why so many men around the world want to ejaculate on her. But in January’s World Bukkake Tour stop in Porn Valley, fans who want to go balls->Deep will have to get past Julia Ann.
[PR]: Asa Akira and Jesse Jane will co-host the arguable AVN Awards
I wish porn people would stop using the word “arguably.”
[PR] Vivid: “You hurt our feelings, Octomom”
In two separate headscratchers of press releases detailing a “survey” and a “Huffington Post blog,” Vivid sulks about Nadya Suleman, The One That Got Away.