David Aaron Clark’s Dreaming of Snow, a two-disc compilation of scenes he shot here and there from as far back as 2002, is an excellent way of getting acclimated to his particular style, which seems to bridge the gap between 70′s movie theatre porn from New York and San Francisco and today’s by-the-numbers gonzo fare. [...]

I sat on this review for a while because this 2005 Swedish quasi-porn movie (where the lack of reality comes from the story rather than the sex) had yet to be released in the United States, though it is on Wicked’s slate for distribution this Spring. But All About Anna will be screened by the [...]

Studio: Innocent Pictures/Zentropa ProductionsDirector: Jessica NilssonCast: Gry Bay, Mark Stevens, Eileen Daly, Thomas Raft, Morten Shelbech, Thomas Lundy, Ovidie Portions of this review originally appeared on Fleshbot The mainstream porn movie is an elusive thing, and usually happens by accident. Wild Things seems to have had the right sensibility, whereas both the heavy Eyes Wide [...]

While Sasha Grey and Naomi don’t compete in this two-disc set from Red Light District, our team of international judges awards the point regardless to Grey in Gang Bang Volume 5. Why? She wanted it more. Still – that Naomi? No slouch. Read the review here. Previously: In space, no one can hear you, Screech; [...]

Studio: Red Light DistrictDirector: John StrongCast: Sasha Gray, Naomi, everybody else Portions of this review originally appeared on Fleshbot This two-disc movie, containing two individually-packaged DVDs of first Naomi, then Sasha Grey being gangbanged, really is of tremendous value to people who like to watch women getting gangbanged. It’s difficult sometimes to figure out what [...]

Studio: Pink VisualDirector: Jonas, RicoCast: Brooke, Brea, Ariel, Denise, Naomi, Hailey, Amy Ried, Ashley, Naomi Portions of this review originally appeared on Fleshbot This movie opens cold. There is no jingle, credits sequence, or scrolling exposition about Emperor Palpatine. Instead we are suddenly following Hailey (we don’t even bother with a last name until Amy [...]

For a movie that had so much of an ancient language in it (in this case, Latin), I sure enjoyed Joe Gallant’s Avenue X more than The Passion of the Christ or Apocalypto. For bloodshot and grim women getting it on in warehouses, Brian Surewood returning to nature (though he didn’t have to go too [...]

The letter from Playboy’s Home Entertainment Division that accompanied my copy of the three-DVD set Playboy After Dark read: “Grammy! Here is your sophisticated entertainment. I hope the lack of cumshots isn’t disappointing.” Is that what you people think of me? I dimly remember repeats of Playboy After Dark, Hugh Hefner’s “rumpus room party” from [...]

Until now, I had never watched a celebrity sex tape. It’s weird, though, because Screeched requires that each word be put in quotations. Dustin Diamond is not really a “celebrity.” The “sex” is not very good (Red Light District cleverly hedges its bets by filling the bonus material with actual sex scenes with Annette Schwarz [...]

Studio: Red Light District Director: Dustin “Dirty Sanchez” Diamond Cast: Screech, with unrelated bonus scenes featuring Tia Tanaka, Rebecca Linares, and Annette Schwarz “Mmmm,” says Dustin Diamond, who played “Screech” on the 80′s Saturday morning kidcom “Saved by the Bell,””Cheese and cracker plate. I could eat that shit right up.” He has released a sex [...]

As you know, I save my Instant Messenger conversations. I was chatting with a female friend who works in adult marketing and asked her if a porn movie that has as one of its plot points the death of a child would need to work extra hard to turn her on. “Is that the movie [...]

“…this movie is a far cry from ‘Jamie’s Cryin,” but thoughtful couples may want to reach down between their legs and ease the seat back regardless.”

Listen: you think I like not liking things? At the end of -x- amount of minutes watching a porn movie, reviewing a product, or talking with some company’s new contract performer, don’t you think I want to have been pleased with the experience? Gram is all about Love. That’s why Girls Lie was such a [...]

“Girls Lie” was my favorite Eon McKai movie

Studio: SllabWurks Director: Frank Castle Cast: Linda Roberts, Mike Horner, Randy Spears, Nicki Hunter, Hailey Paige, Tyla Wynn, Barbara Summer, Brooke, Steven St. Croix, Jack Venice Portions of this review originally appeared on Fleshbot There has not been a recent porn movie that so clearly makes its appeal to people over 40 as The New [...]

I was disturbed by the trend of intelligent people liking The Brown Bunny. I thought it should have been called The Brown Andrei Tarkovsky’s Stalker Kills a Chinese Bookie While Jerking Off in a Mirror with Drying Paint And a Blowjob at the End but She’s Dead: Big Fucking Deal Bunny.

Studio: VCADirector: Cat P.Cast: Justine Joli, Jezebelle Bond, Vanessa Lynn, Daisy Layne, Hailey Young, Jayna Oso, Gia Jordan, Genesis Skye, Hollie Stevens Portions of this review originally appeared on Fleshbot Hot on the heels of the dispiriting news that Pluto is no longer a planet did Alpha 15: Reform School Girls arrive in my inbox. [...]

Studio: Mercenary PicturesDirector: Tina TylerCast: Page Morgan, Bailey Monroe, Ariel Alexus, Nikki Grind, Belle de Leon, Ashley Brooks Portions of this review originally appeared on Fleshbot Maybe because director Tina Tyler has herself performed on camera for 12 years do her interviews with newly-minted porn girls seem less predatory and elicit more interesting responses than [...]

Studio: JM Productions Director: Jim Powers Cast: Jim Powers, Kate Frost, Keegan Skye, Genesis Skye, Ashley Blue, Katie Gold, Cindy Crawford, Lucy Liu, Sabrina Jade, Aspen Brock, Erica Lockette, dozens of others Portions of this review originally appeared on Fleshbot As narrator/director Jim Powers tells us in this selection of bloopers from ten movies he [...]

Studio: Wicked Pictures Director: Michael Raven Cast: Kimberly Kane, Keri Sable, Kirsten Price, Eva Angelina, Cassie Courtland, Avena Lee Portions of this review originally appeared on Fleshbot Wicked’s Collector’s Edition of Michael Raven’s The Visitors imagines what would happen to a small desert city – for our purposes, let us call it Desert City – [...]