Nadine Sage is not just some pubic hair, damn it
In which I use the term “bulbourethral.”
In which I use the term “bulbourethral.”
Nurse Dani Daniels is an angel of mercy to a man who accidentally ingested his uncle’s boner pills. Gram Ponante (America’s Beloved Porn Journalist) says it happens more often than you’d think.
Bonnie Rotten plays a sex-and-apocalypse-wizened bounty hunter in the movie Tommy Pistol was born to make.
“I love the way my black stepdaddy comes inside my tight little pussy,” White says to no one in particular.
These maids more than compensate for their half-assed attention to detail with their whole asses.
These aren’t the type of gloves to get into snowball fights with, unless your opponent is some kind of lifestyle submissive.
“You’re killing me,” Manuel Ferrara says to the great white Mia Malkova. “You’re like a shark.”
Quick Summary: In this scene from “My Girlfriend’s Hot Mom 4,” there is neither a girlfriend nor is the woman getting fucked a mom. So the movie should be called “4.” Like the Foreigner Album.
Sometimes a concept can be explained so articulately that people forget that it’s so simple that it never needed to be brought up at all. I feel that way about the recent spate of “Porn sex isn’t real sex” stories. Well No Shit. One need look no further than the title “Big Titty MILFs.”
…just imagine what a bunch of porn directors will do when considering the pliant, spongy form of Alexis Texas.
For those left disturbed by “Get My Belt,” a bonus disc of Behind the Scenes footage reminds us that everyone is actually very friendly and considerate of each other.
Maddy Chandler has a “Winter’s Bone” thing going on, which is very appealing, but I don’t think she done been a’matriculatin’ nowheres.
They have done everything but, and Prom Night represents that arbitrary time when they allow the Blessed Event to happen.
It just goes to show you that porn doesn’t need special effects or even condoms; it’s all about the stories.
Mrs. Christie regularly passes into fugues after a home invasion leaves her terribly shaken. Luckily, they are sexy fugues.
Nikki Benz takes over Porn Valley in “Benz Mafia,” but the film doesn’t answer the question of why she’d want to.
If British porn director Tanya Hyde ever landed a show on HGTV, the tagline would be “Floors You Can Eat Off And Fuck On.”
If Duran Duran made “Rio 2,” that river would be winding through both a dusty and hairy land.
A group of black men waltz into Jodi Taylor’s apartment and begins pawing her. Might it be her fault since she chose to move in?
As the scene plays out, we wonder what’s in it for these women who stand around watching Elvis jerk off on two of their comrades’ faces. Was the pay OK? Was the night otherwise fun for them, what with their Solo cups and limo ride?
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