Jesse Jane, Riley Steele, Kayden Kross, and Stoya all look so good in those flight suits that they would turn Kelly McGillis into a lesbian.

In their on-set meltdowns before his camera, pornstresses regularly out-emote slews of Oscar winners for Jim Powers. But Crystal Ray’s Oxycontin story takes the prize.

What makes “Jeopardy!” worth getting into isn’t in the movie at all, but in the fascinating Behind the Scenes footage available on the DVD.

What this and other queer porn movies do is suggest that the right attitude needs to be taken into account as a sexual turn-on, and I think that’s great. Even if attitude doesn’t work every time, it’s way more believable than the straight porn trope of the Pizza Guy.

The lion’s share of porn movies you’ve seen reviewed on this site were made in a studio ; but don’t forget our pornographer friends who get hookers from Craigslist and a cheap motel from Travelocity.

And don’t worry: there’s no Bart, Lisa, or Maggie

Andy San Dimas fucks the entire surviving citizenry of the planet Krypton in Axel Braun’s “Superman XXX,” which makes her a shoo-in for next year’s Best Interspecies Gangbang award.

It was when Shaft sampled Bangkok that I felt the racial divide between us evaporating.

Some of these dirty stories will make you laugh out loud, which makes them dirtier

You know that each time Summer Cummings spanks Krissy Kage’s ass, she leaves a little bit of her heart there.

Stormy Daniels has such mainstream-marketable ideas for movies that I would like to see Hollywood adaptations of her porn scripts, but without the porn.

“Save Me from Myself” is a little like “The Devil in Miss Jones,” in which Miss Jones finds herself in Hell having not really enjoyed the life that got her there.

…and I’m glad it wasn’t called the MasturBates Motel…

Amicable stable boy Wolf Hudson goes where no man has gone before in Nica Noelle’s “Sinderella & Me.”

Since porn is usually about naked people, Gram took the bold step of humanizing this year’s Ropey Volley awards

Because there’s more than one way women can get ropey volleys lobbed across their faces and necks

Latex-clad Alpha Vampiress Anastasia Pierce gently awakens her “little sister,” Ariel X, paying particular attention to the younger immortal’s erectile tissue.

I would call “Beautiful Stranger” heartwarming save for that organ being several inches above where this movie most reverberated.

Megan Foxx reminds me of Sherilynn Fenn as Curley’s wife in “Of Mice And Men.” If I were a retarded Lenny, I would gladly asphyxiate a puppy for her.

The couples in this movie are very attractive, as is their genuine positive regard for each other. That said, the “not based on actual events” disclaimer at the end is disquieting: does this mean real couples can’t be drenched in love?