“I see the twisted remains of melted metal that was once a bike, and the wreckage of the humanity and families that are what’s left over of a $12,000 joyride which, yes, crashed, because they didn’t take it seriously.”

…the nudes keep coming, piling atop one another in an ever-pinkening fleshmass of nudes.

A vagina is still a vagina, even if you can’t look all the way up it.

Pedal Verisimilitude or not, Lawrence still managed to get into the parts of Micah Moore that made real sense to me.

While Harmony Films’ “The Cult” is neither David Koresh nor L. Ron Hubbard (unless you connect Tom Cruise via “Eyes Wide Shut”), no one can say that porn doesn’t have its finger on topical subjects.

‘With fingers, toys, and tongues hard at work, these ladies will always succumb to the sins of lesbians,’ it says right here. Always, my friends.

When we talk about the hidden costs of pornography, no one ever brings up the carpets

Would you go to a summer barbecue with a porn movie and hand it to the host, saying, “Hey, this was pretty good; you should watch it”?

I liked this a lot more than the original, aside from the blasphemy of nationalizing sacred Texan oil.

“The difference with Porn Film Vacations is that the guests are in the inner sanctum,” he says, “not a lookee-loo with a camera phone on the other side of a velvet rope.”

Like a vampire, I was moving west down Ventura Blvd. when I got it into my head to survey the current state of Porn Lesbians.

“Revenge of the Petites” is not about dwarves or Little People, so It-Lit David Dinklage is not in it. In fact, the movie is so softcore that there is little dinklage in it anyway. A report from the set and a review of the film.

I didn’t get the impression at the time that this was an underhanded compliment. Especially since, when talking about boobs, it’s best to hold them underhanded.

“The girl with the wings stole your mans.”

So many porn performers define themselves by how they are different from the general population—bigger, bustier, tinier, younger, crazier. Today I talk with the beautiful and intriguing Siri, who tops from the middle.

I always feel just a little out of place on porn sets, and that’s fine, because I’d miss a lot of the interesting stuff if I were comfortable. That is why I can bring you this photo of Sunny Leone naked in a graveyard.

Like you, I want to get closer and closer still to the large women I admire, as if I am an ant crawling on a peach or a lonely planetoid orbiting the Sun. But it seems that the Las Vegas convention known as the BBWFanFest (July 13-15, starring April Flores and Kelly Shibari) is drawing imitators seeking to put a Lap Band on its potential. I say fie on those foul copyfats.

The wonderful Hollie Stevens succumbed to breast cancer July 2. She was 30.

Danny D. is a lucky man who made the grade

Kiki D’aire talks with Gram Ponante about her role in 2000′s “Camp Erotica,” managing a porn agency, guys who can’t get it up, and meeting girls who remind her of her.