“This Ain’t The Fountainhead” is the only porn movie that comes with a building
Sex educators/futurists jessica drake and Leonard Cohen predict alternate entries
You say that Worf is brown, and you want a Triple X Ro-down?
“Yeah, that’s a lot of sperm getting on me,” notes drake. “That’s why I take off the blue dress.”
Grid your loins, porn fans!
“The recent proliferation of new porn awards is a sure sign the world economy is rebounding,” World Trade Organization Director-General Pascal Lamy did not say.
Andy San Dimas fucks the entire surviving citizenry of the planet Krypton in Axel Braun’s “Superman XXX,” which makes her a shoo-in for next year’s Best Interspecies Gangbang award.
It is hypocritical and silly to attract readers to porn-related content on a website but then refuse to link to the source of that information in dubious deference to customers.
I knew I was dealing with serious Trekkies when Giles, the British Patrick Stewart lookalike whose business card features the actor dressed as both Jean-Luc Picard and Dr. Xavier from “X-Men,” used the word “canonical.”
I have worked in the adult industry long enough to respect the double standards on which it is built, and some of these require a great deal of finesse to negotiate.
Price shows what the Kinect can and cannot see, and we find that, unless there’s a hack available, we won’t be seeing the Kinect at the TSA booth anytime soon.
Even if the 3D didn’t really pan out, selected parts of Sarah Vandella meet the audience halfway.
“When I started my clit was already bigger than regular people,” she said, “but pumping makes your body part really sensitive.”
People are still figuring out how to use social media. Is it a turbine that can generate power and money from the water of our intense narcissism? Is it part of a much larger toolbox of promotion? Or is it just silly—after all, how can you take the name “Twitter” seriously?
The Na’bi discover the humans’ treachery and overthrow them, a storyline representative of Hustler’s longstanding support of indigenous cultures. But how come everything wasn’t blue?
Have a hashtag-free conversation! Live, you stupid bitches! Live!
Spin-Ups is a wholesome-ish website that allows you to zoom in on 360-degree views of women AC/DC might have been thinking of when they sang “Whole Lotta Rosie.”
“No one has taken this prosecution seriously,” Joey Silvera said. “Because it is so wrong. But being in court and watching what is going on in this court, I am scared for him.”
“If you separate porn from the mainstream world, you put people in a position where it may embarrass them,” Myers said. “They may not want to go to a place where it’s clear what they’ve gone to see.”
Lexi Belle is both pale and ripe, so the stunt cocks look as though they are gorillas fucking a quivering basket of peaches.