Turgid Prose

Emission of the Week: Thanks, Tanya

July 25, 2020 Gram the Man 2

Another Sexy Letter from the essence-mortared pages of Pip Caligulone’s Houseboat magazine.

Emission of the Week: Thanksgiving with My Girlfriend’s Mom

May 1, 2020 Gram the Man 2

It was in that spirit that, once she’d blown me on the toilet, she asked if I wanted to have dinner with her family.

Turgid Prose Thursday: Getting Results

November 29, 2012 Gram the Man 0

She felt like the wandering eye of a hurricane, a barometric Sandy Duncan.

Analingus Blumpkinhead

September 2, 2007 Gram the Man 0

Loup visited the set of Analingus Blumpkinhead and found that his levelheadedness and wit saved the day. Read the story here. Previously: Meeting Loup and […]

I’m So Awesome: On the Set of Analingus Blumpkinhead

January 1, 2005 Gram the Man 0

(NOTE/2013: When I first worked for AVN in 2002, there was a ricockulous style of porn journalism prevalent in the halls of that publication that […]