The DOJ satellite that hovers not thirty feet above Gram Ponante Towers is one thing, but this report that the Pentagon considered a sex bomb is quite another. In short, the Pentagon looked into the development of weapons that would make enemy soldiers sexually irresistable to each other. Nothing like levelling the playing field.

Indians protested that an Indian actor, not Ben Kingsley, should play Gandhi. Iranians protested when he played one of them in House of Sand And Fog. Eurasians decried the casting of Jonathan Pryce in Miss Saigon. Where is the porn lobby when a civilian gets cast in a role tailor-made for one of our own? [...]

(But first, the erstwhile Stephen Ochs forwarded this from The Weekly World News.) This is not Robert Urich’s Vega$. For one thing, there’s snow on the ground. One heretofore surefire cure for Vegas Cough, that respiratory condition you get about two hours after landing at McCarron, is to get out of the casino and breathe. [...]

“Swallow.”

After vacuuming up the pine needles and sitting down to some hot cider, my family likes to embrace the new year with optimism. Accordingly, I’ll leave you with some dialogue from one of the many inspirational titles in our library. “God is dead! Satan lives! The year is One, the year is One! God is [...]

Here in the libraries of Gram Ponante Towers, the ratio of things we write about to the amount of information coming in is about 1:8. Posting every press release, rumor, contract star hijink, and multi-hundred dollar deal signing would make the casual reader (I’m not saying there is anything “casual” about Gramponante.com readers; they are [...]

Portions of this article originally appeared on AVN LOS ANGELES – Fans of adult performer and AVN Award nominee Nick Manning have been encouraged to seek out a “Private Show” with the star at this week’s Adult Entertainment Expo. “Perhaps a memorable evening with Me, satisfying your every need? Or some HOT dick?” Manning writes [...]

This is the first thing I ever wrote about porn, and it kind of looks like the first thing anyone writes about porn. I’m not proud of it. It appeared, in various forms, in several “mainstream” publications so, whether or not it was any good it got me a lot of work in the adult [...]