I would describe last week’s Tightfit party as “old tymey”. It hearkened back to an era in which porn personalities acted like porn personalities and let it all hang out. I’m sure that many venues impose nudity restrictions on porn events, but when the tops started staying on about a year ago, well, something inside [...]

So the innocent young man who has been delivering mail to my office for the past 18 months yesterday asked: “So what do you do with these movies once you watch them?” The parcels I receive from porn companies are, for the most part, labeled discreetly. The box that JM’s Fuck Pigs: The Movie arrived [...]

When I get together with the brotherhood of pornbloggeurs in our chalet atop Mt. Gapey, the debate often rages over which is more effective: a deliberately ambiguous porn title or something more straightforward, like I’ve Been Sodomized? Tonight’s entry belongs to the former category, but it is only unclear until one remembers that many porn [...]

Lexi Bardot and Satine Phoenix, just like the headline hints, will be appearing on KSEX Radio this Friday from 5 p.m. to 7 p.m. PST in advance of that evening’s party sponsored by Tightfit Studios at Cinespace. I don’t know what else to say about this, other than you should listen, and that Satine Phoenix [...]

Other than the Newman’s Own Dressing Reservoir, a few of the cafeterias at Yale, and fuckin’ Foxwoods, dude, America knows there is no real reason to visit Connecticut – where the silent C stands for Quality. Until now. Pride of Saugus Tyler Faith this weekend brings a little New England credibility to a state renowned [...]

I’ve been having a long conversation with Michelle Aston, whom I met at Atwater Village’s Bigfoot Lodge. At first we talked about the Human Genome Project and Wen Ho Lee, but when she grew more trusting she stopped trying to shock me. It was then we began discussing hookers and MILFs like old pals. Aston [...]

Now that I have passed through the Gilroy filter and am an adopted Son of San Francisco (none of that is true), I have become a fan of fetish models-turned-porn stars Lorelei Lee and Adrianna Nicole (that is true). “People get me confused with Adrianna all the time,” said Lee, who schooled me on Marilyn [...]

Listen: you think I like not liking things? At the end of -x- amount of minutes watching a porn movie, reviewing a product, or talking with some company’s new contract performer, don’t you think I want to have been pleased with the experience? Gram is all about Love. That’s why Girls Lie was such a [...]

The measure of a successful and effective porn star is when, despite having seen her engage in evidence to the contray, you still can’t believe she is capable of saying such filthy things. Angie: What’s the definition of “Indefinitely”? Me: Ha ha ha (I thought she’d said something else). Angie: Give up? Me: What? Angie: [...]

Kami Andrews, not because of something I said, has left porn to become a full-time student. To make room for pencil boxes, Trapper Keepers, and gum, she is having a fire sale. “Help make a hooker a housewife,” suggests Kami, though a housewife is not what she’s becoming. Were she to become a housewife, though, [...]

As you know, October is the anniversary month of my Ringwraith wound from that accursed Morgul blade on Weathertop, so you can forgive me for getting all Renaissance Faire on you for a second. These images are from BareMaidens, a site that was developed this year by photographer Alan, who has shot content and boxcovers [...]

Casey Parker from 2006. Where are you now, Casey Parker???

Like the MX Missile being dubbed “The Peacemaker” by the Reagan Administration, I have always thought there was a lot of wishful thinking behind naming the Mordor-worthy slag heap south of Los Angeles the City of Industry. Regardless, one of my favorite people (but does she even know I exist?), Trina Michaels, will be performing [...]

Studio: Mercenary PicturesDirector: Tina TylerCast: Page Morgan, Bailey Monroe, Ariel Alexus, Nikki Grind, Belle de Leon, Ashley Brooks Portions of this review originally appeared on Fleshbot Maybe because director Tina Tyler has herself performed on camera for 12 years do her interviews with newly-minted porn girls seem less predatory and elicit more interesting responses than [...]

Studio: AnarchyDirector: Nicki HunterCast: Hunter, Tory Lane, Mika Tan, Trina Michaels, Aurora Snow Portions of this review originally appeared on FleshbotNicki Hunter is a mild-mannered and thoughtful person in real life, who coquettishly believes that she needs to apply makeup to greet guests. “Don’t toy with my affections!” I snap. But get her in front [...]

In another part of the country I am known as Colonel Gram Ponante. That is why I was interested in hearing what Louisville’s own Memphis (Memphis?) Monroe was doing for the Run for the Roses on Saturday. “I’ll probably find some sports bar in Vegas,” she said. We were surrounded by horses on the ranch [...]

This movie is chock-full of pretty girls doing sassy, non-threatening things.

“Where do we put the toys when they’re dirty?” Erika Kole asked at one point.

“In my ass,” Thomas replied ruefully.