TeasersVOD specializes in one thing: healthy girls getting naked and filthy in the Los Angeles sunshine

It is as if the spirit of the season has covered the porn industry with wholesomeness.

Cytherea, like Babe Ruth, could point to a surface across the room and splatter it with labia-guided girldollops.

“You have gorgeous boobs,” said Kayden Kross to Charley Chase. And not only does Kayden Kross know from good boobs, but she also knows good alliteration when she sees it.

Margie Schnibbe: An Evening of Sex and Bunnies

Last I knew, there was a turkey in her back yard.

You can get away with so much poor planning as long as nudity is involved.

Precision is the enemy of grabbing as many handfuls of hot, greased women as possible.

Lorelei Lee left today on a cross-country road trip to New York, where she will be attending graduate school. At San Francisco’s Kink.com Armory, Lee this week directed a scene for the site Wired Pussy that counts as her last paid work before school starts. She’ll be returning now and then on breaks. Luckily, graduate [...]

Hollie Stevens is one of my favorite porn performers. Why? Because she really makes me think. On a trip to San Francisco this week, Stevens regaled me on a wide variety of subjects, including identity theft, menstruation, and designer suicide. First up was the issue of a San Francisco Craigslist hooker who was using her [...]

Of course I love the pictures of April O’Neil spreading for passersby on a traffic island, but somehow it is the picture above that looks the least porny but the most sexy; it is as if she is delighted by the look on your face. You were just walking your dog across Beverly Blvd. in [...]

I recently conducted an interview with Kayden Kross for a respected gentlemen’s magazine (the kind whose pages absorb the ejaculate rather than allow it to bead up and drain all over the confessional) about her new movie, “Rawhide II.” In addition to the blockbuster movie, we discussed her sex life away from porn, her experiences [...]

Without really thinking about it, people are fond of saying, “If you want to know about a country, look at its pornography.” Then they will tent their fingers, smile wryly, and say, “Think about it.” Though looking at a culture’s pornography is far less an indicator of its general character than studying its fast food [...]

Here are Scarlett Fay and Nicole Ray (no relation even though they rhyme) as Lindsey Lohan and Scarlett Johannsen, respectively, in a Richard Monfort-directed Hustler project. Today is Lindsey Lohan’s 23rd birthday, and I feel this porn treatment is exactly five years too late. See my Scarlett Fay/Nicole Ray gallery here As you are astute, [...]

A while ago I attended the filming of a movie called (at least it was that day) Big Butt Oil Orgy….

It was a pleasure seeing Noname Jane at Erotica L.A. this weekend. I didn’t notice at the time that she was wearing a pentagram, but that might have been the way Satan wanted it. I first met Noname Jane under a different name (I was then known as Ronnie James Dio) in 2006 at the [...]

I’ve always thought Sophie Dee was a little witchy, probably because of her entrancing eyes and the fact that I feel like I’m erecting a henge whenever I talk with her.

Sindee Jennings attended an all-girls school for five years, so she knows about difficult choices. Here we find her on the set of Hustler’s Hollywood’s Nailin’ Palin facing a dilemma: Get dressed or one more round with these vibrators? Like you probably already guessed, merciful Fate loaned a hand by pointing out that Jennings was [...]

Like the powerful-thighed, oilslicked women sliding this way and that in an Encino ranch house Tuesday, my thoughts about Third Degree Films’ “Big Butt Oil Orgy” (working title) are all over the place.

It’s the web, right? So I want to do something other than say things like “Nicole Ray is hot” or “Nicole Ray is from the vicinity of Carbondale, Illinois” when I write about her. I want to give you a website to go to. I want to tell you where she might be dancing. I [...]