Sometimes a concept can be explained so articulately that people forget that it was simple enough to have never never needed to be brought up at all. I feel that way about the recent spate of “Porn sex isn’t real sex” stories (also: growing herbs in apartments). Well No Shit. If one seeks answers to the question Is Porn Real?, One need look no further than the title “Big Titty MILFs.”
Who, other than the people whose job it is to title porn movies, has ever uttered the phrase “Big Titty MILF”? With the decrease in the necessity of verbal communication, there is even a chance that No One has ever said “Big Titty MILF.”
Go ahead: Say “Big Titty MILF” out loud. I don’t care if you’re already in the confessional. You will be the first to have said it.
I’ve known a lot of milves with great, large breasts in this and other groovy communities, yet none of us has ever referred to these women as “Big Titty MILFs.” Why can’t it just be “Women Who’ve Given Birth Who Have Great Racks”?
Because most of these women don’t have children. Such are the lies that porn tells us.
Yet watching Florida treasure Charlee Chase play a kind of strip Trivial Pursuit with her affable partner, we can’t help but think that we are just doing too much thinking.
But then: What business does this woman have calling herself “Charlee Chase” when there’s already a Charley Chase—from Kentucky, no less, and a personal favorite—working in the porn trade?
A quick trip to the invaluable IAFD.com reveals that our Charlee actually got into the business two years before Charley. No matter how fond we are of Kentucky Charley, looks like she is the usurper and not the other way around.
Anyway, in this movie Charlee is a big friendly blonde with a heart of gold who cares less than we do that she is called a Big Titty MILF. All she knows is that the check is going to clear and that we’re probably also looking at her vagina.
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Charlee Chase, And why not follow Charley Chase, too? Probably because her Twitter feed is all Horoscope Spam for the last few months, that’s why, Gram Ponante |
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See also: Devil’s Film
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