Chloe Kez and the understandable devolution of propriety

19-year-old Chloe Kez. a nanny and housecleaner from Baltimore, applied to Vivid’s “Brand New Faces” outreach program and shot her first porn scene for the company in “Brand New Faces 17.”

Kez seemed surprised when director B. Skow suggested that one of her charges – a 16-year-old boy – might have a motive other than helpfulness when he followed her around the house.

“Does he disappear into the bathroom a lot?” Skow asked.

“You know, he does,” Kez replied.

Our Catholic family had a surprisingly Darwinian Survival of the Fittest mentality, and we were left to kill each other. Watching this scene, I tried to imagine that Baltimore household in which such a woman is brought in to maintain order.

Kez is cheerful, ebullient, bruising, and spongy in all the right places. She reminds me of a less entrepreneurial Madison Young, though I’m sure the two could have wonderful conversations. That said, I really hope Kez doesn’t do many porn movies, because I can’t imagine how anything could top her scene in “Brand New Faces.”

Skow is one of my favorite directors, whether in features or quickie gonzos like this one, because he gets to the heart of the matter quickly. He is from New Jersey.

But I’ve noticed a progression since his tentative off-camera directions in the first “Brand New Faces” to this one: Kez makes him a crazy man. He cannot keep his hands off her. They keep entering the frame at odd angles to squeeze, prod, and paw at her. At one point, I think he uses two hands, which begs the question of how he was holding the camera.

Readers, I am certain I would have done the same thing. Each of you would have, if given the opportunity. Speaking of Darwinian adaptability, I am sure that even Preakness winner Rachel Alexandra, herself no stranger to Maryland, would have evolved opposable hooves on the spot if given but a chance to grope at Chloe Kez.

If you’d like my copy of this DVD, send me your pick to win the Belmont Stakes.

Or if you would like to buy “Brand New Faces 17,” you may do it here.

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Brand New Faces exposes innocence, boobs; Savanna Samson dries a widow’s tears; Holly Morgan’s sham marriage; Morning wood with Nicki Hunter
See also: Vivid

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8 Comments

  1. While I question her age (she looks a tad older than 19), I do lust after her nigh-perfect body. Yowza.

    Y’know, I don’t know nothin’ ’bout pickin’ no horses, but I’ll go with Rachel Alexandra, just because I keep reading the name.

  2. Privy to such information, I can guarante she was 19 when this movie was shot.

    Also, dude, you’re in the lead so far.

  3. I’ll take your word and journalistic integrity for it, G 😀

    Am I in the lead because I’m the only one that’s participated? Eh, I’ll take it… until the horse loses, of course, haha.

  4. I used to hang out with this chick in Damascus,MD, her age is correct. Its weird to see her in this, she was kinda shy and inncoent, well at least when I knew her

  5. Shy and innocent is definitely the way she came offf in the video, too. I have not seen her since, but I watch and forget a lot of porn, and I remember her …

  6. She did a few sets for Karups and I think another scene and that was it, I believe. I know because I definitely looked at the time–a lot.

    Dearly departed porn one-hit wonders: the Lamentations of the Fapper.

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