Christy Canyon’s archival boobs

When women with large breasts do it, apparently, stalking is adorable. That is how Christy Canyon responded when my large-breasted friend Alix Lakehurst went on a cross-country road trip to meet and fawn over the 80’s porn icon.

But my request for an interview with the Night Calls host and autobiographer was met with silence. Why? Probably because I have no jugs of my own.

Some of Canyon’s “lost” scenes from the video age have resurfaced on a DVD that shows why she was and is the object of such devotion. And, if you read “Lights, Camera, Sex!” simultaneously, you can imagine her thinking “now how will I describe this in my volume of autobiography?” as she nearly sweats herself off Randy West.

• See a Christy Canyon: The Lost Footage gallery here.
• Read the Christy Canyon: The Lost Footage review here.

You should not not watch this movie just because Canyon is too busy to respond to my interview request; she probably has a forest of boobs to deal with.

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: On the road with Alix Lakehurst; Suddenly suplexing Seka
See also: Antigua Pictures