Comments for Porn Valley Observed con Gram Ponante

Comment on [PR] Farrah Abraham Hoping She Won’t Remind You of A White Montana Fishburne by So Last Week 168 @ Jamye Waxman M.Ed.

So Last Week 168 @ Jamye Waxman M.Ed. — Mon, 06 May 2013 03:44:51 +0000

[...] Farrah Abraham’s accidental sex tape. (GramPonante) [...]

Comment on FreitagFoto: Only You, Misty Stone by Christopher

Christopher — Sat, 04 May 2013 21:35:23 +0000

I swear, if I was any good at photoshopping, Misty would be dropping a funky bassline right about now*.

*on the One

Comment on [PR] Gazzman’s “Fuck Me in My Jeans” answers the question “Where Should I Fuck You?” by Shanks

Shanks — Wed, 01 May 2013 06:07:50 +0000

i just love the title of this post. fuck me in my jeans

http://nsfwcollections.com/ and http://ohh-porn.com/

Comment on Porn Star Birthdays: Rocco and Celeste by Christopher

Christopher — Mon, 29 Apr 2013 21:53:29 +0000

I know what you mean, and I think it happens a LOT in porn, considering the shelf-life of the performers and their tendency to disappear once they leave the industry.

Comment on Porn Star Birthdays: Rocco and Celeste by Gram the Man

Gram the Man — Mon, 29 Apr 2013 09:22:31 +0000

I always get a “Pictures of Lily” feeling when I see these (old} pictures, as if someone who made a movie in 1996 is ancient or dead.

Comment on Porn Star Birthdays: Rocco and Celeste by Christopher

Christopher — Mon, 29 Apr 2013 09:10:17 +0000

Ah, (OG) Celeste. One of my earlier porn crush objects. Gorgeous figure of femininity, and one of the better boob jobs to my (as-then-untrained eye).

Comment on Adult Industry Moves to Maine Instead by Porn Valley Transplanted | Camille Crimson

Porn Valley Transplanted | Camille Crimson — Wed, 24 Apr 2013 21:07:58 +0000

[...] condoms, they decided to pack it in and move somewhere totally different? Gram Ponante created an excellent satirical article about the Porn Valley exodus… To Maine! In it, he has fake quotations from all sorts of stars and producers, which make it feel all the [...]

Comment on Adult Industry Moves to Maine Instead by Jay

Jay — Tue, 23 Apr 2013 19:43:45 +0000

This is tremendous news for my “This Ain’t Murder, She Wrote” parody. A-yup.

Comment on [PR] Gazzman’s “Fuck Me in My Jeans” answers the question “Where Should I Fuck You?” by dennis

dennis — Sun, 21 Apr 2013 06:49:28 +0000

I’m going to Barcelona next month, for the fantastic Gaudi architecture and the general ambiance. But, after reading this post I’m worried. Now do I have to fret about getting pro-active in the local porn scene too? Keep in mind I’m in my mid 60′s (definition of exhausted volcano excepting, of course, Dominique Strauss-Khan).

As an aside, I live in Vancouver and a geriatric friend and I plan a road trip to LA. Thanks to you I told him we have to have lunch at porn central, the Lamplighter.

Comment on Wife of jailed porn star tells Surewood’s story by CT

CT — Wed, 17 Apr 2013 10:56:41 +0000

All those years of screwing girls for money and now you want us to help him pay for stuff. Us who slave away at real jobs! And don’t tell me that I could have worked in porn because we all know how the male porn stars make sure next to no new male talent ever gets hires, but that’s besides the point. What do you think porn does to people? Makes them healthy upstanding citizens? Or makes them degenerates through the behavior the acquire by being in the business? Look at Jack Venice. Raping a girl and his defense is that he gets all the girls he wants through porn.
BTW, has this wife of his seen any of his “movies”? I have seen many while doing my thesis on pornography. I saw behiind the scenes footage where he asks the “director” if he can “f$%& her ass til he pops ” not saying anything to the woman he’s inside at the time that he’s referring to “popping on”. He’s always been a disgusting degenerate who looks like a homeless man mixed w/ a pirate. You do porn and you will suffer one way or another. What don’t you people understand? It’s called Karma!