One would be wrong, but it would be reasonable to assume that after a long day in the porn mines, my main squeeze and I would ride Go Karts or drink Merlot or something. Fools! Tonight we watched Digital Playground’s Control and Chatsworth Pictures’ Donkey Punch.
I don’t usually do compare-and-contrasts (not since seventh grade, anyway), but these two had things in common that I didn’t expect.
Studio: Digital Playground
Director: Robby D.
Cast: Lanny Barby, Rita Faltoyano, Keri Sable, Jade Hsu
The idea of Lanny Barby in a bodybag intrigued us, so Control was first on the menu. Director Robby D.’s high-end gonzo project opens big, with the future Vivid girl pulled from the trunk of a car in a clear plastic bag. What follows is two discs of very pretty scenes with actresses as diverse as future Wicked girl Keri Sable (now out of the industry) and Rita Faltoyano, who gives a blowjob through a cage.
Strange, though, that the makeup never ran.
Aside from a bonus scene with a (chemically-altered/really smart – we couldn’t agree) Jade Hsu, Control seemed like a movie for tourists, like a Club Med on the edge of a dangerous place.
Studio: Chatsworth Pictures
Director: Cram and Grip Johnson
Cast: Deja Daire, Rachel Luv, Haley Scott
Donkey Punch, on the other hand, wasn’t pretty. (A donkey punch is when a fist is administered to the back of one’s partner’s head at the moment of ejaculation. Well, that’s the classic donkey punch, anyway) It was harsh and crude and hilarious.
People like Deja Daire were treated most cruelly. Others, like Rachel Luv, looked like the Six Flags ride they were strapped into was violently disagreeing with them. There were tears that interfered with the mascara, and threats to donkey punch in retaliation.
The difference between the two movies was more than cosmetics. Both approached the dark side from different angles, like competing prom dates. Control dressed it up but Donkey Punch took it out. How close you want to get will determine which movie you pick.
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