"Crack Whore Confessions": Heeeeeeere’s Edie!

Usually I forget porn I watch moments after I watch it, unless it is very bad, very good, or very different. The “Crack Whore Confessions” series has stayed in my head for almost 24 hours.

“Crack Whore Confessions 3″ features a porn performer the likes of whom I have never seen: a combination of Little Edie Beale from “Grey Gardens” and The Lady in Room 217 from “The Shining.” This actual crack whore was found by a man named Cracker Jack somewhere in Florida.

The “Crack Whore Confessions” series is different because the crackitude is front and center rather than somewhere in the background. It’s not like watching a JM Productions movie and thinking, “Oh, someone didn’t show up and they had to go out on Sepulveda and get a crack whore” – These women make no bones about being in it for the crack.

Also, it needs to be said that they are not attractive.

You might say, “Oh, Grams. How dare you comment on the physical attractiveness of a woman, you Tool of the Patriarchy?”

But their unattractiveness is what makes the business between crack whore and john so interesting; I actually watched the scenes to hear what they would say.

Cracker Jack is an excellent interviewer because he is as shameless as the women servicing him. Both chat all the way through the transactions, which are sexual for no other reason than the body parts involved.

You might also say that “Crack Whore Confessions” is sad. That it can be. But separating pleasure from happiness from commerce is a lot easier in this series, shot in Florida, than it is with most Porn Valley fare.

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Cream My Crack; Smokin’ Crack 2 – The sequel; “After Last Season“; Riley Shy deserves medal, towel
See also: Dirty D

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