David Aaron Clark: Pool party auteur

Director David Aaron Clark has an excellent stills photographer in Glenn Baren, who snapped this shot on the set of (wait for it) No Man’s Land Asian Edition 7: Mr. Hentai’s Super-Funtime Pool Party, which would win next year’s Longest Title award at AVN were it not for Digital Playground’s Pirates II, for which that award has already been purchased.

“This is, of course, the Cahiers du Cinema shot of me directing. Jean Luc Broken-down-ol’-hentai, as it were,” said Clark. From left to right are Annie Cruz, Destiny, Clark, and Jandi Lin.

I assume there will be no ghostly flashbacks in this movie like there were in the last one; ghosts don’t congregate near pools.

Previously: No Man’s Land: White Man’s Burden; The Bad Lieu Tenant; Jandi Lin: “We can be nerds together”; Matt Zane’s immortal soul, irons in the fire; Pegging the man-flower
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