It is as if Jewels Jade is saying “Yes, I know” on the cover of “Big MILF Juggs 3.”
Jewels Jade tries on a series of outfits in the mirror, each one emphasizing her breasts (though her entire body is a work of art and muscle). We wonder what type of event she’s planning to attend, and hope it’s not a PTA meeting. Sure, a woman should be able to go anywhere she wants stark naked, activists say, without anyone commenting, passing judgment, or entertaining thoughts of having sex with her, but I’m thinking that activism is not on Jade’s mind today.
If I were there I would have told Jade that her breasts look amazing, as do her arms.
“It appears that you have been up in the gym,” I would say to Jade. “Working on your fitness.”
But Mick Blue beats me—your designated representative—to it.
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“I’ll be ready in a minute,” she says when he peaks around the corner, admiring her expert leg lotioning (her thighs look like they could crack a fire hydrant).
Then: “You’re not going to let me get ready.”
They proceed to fuck right there in the walk-in closet, and we get the feeling that Mick Blue is grateful to be matched with someone who he doesn’t have to be delicate with.
It’s a great scene, and we are left wondering if the couple ever made it to where they’d planned to go (as well as why her MILFiness was not once referred to).
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Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Cheyenne Hunter: the loneliness of the long-distance biker MILF
See also: Digital Sin
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