Porn Valley is buzzing about its latest job-creating, money-making, creatively worthwhile, and altogether useful parody “To Kill A Mockingbird XXX,” starring Rob Black as Atticus, Diamond Kitty as Scout, Bruce Venture as Dill, and Kevin Moore as Boo Radley.
In the 1962 film starring Gregory Peck, Scout and Dill dare Jem to peek into the windows of the much-feared Radley place when the shadow of Boo Radley (played by a young Robert Duvall) appears.
In the porndaptation, Dill and Scout (both 18 and students at Maycomb Community College for obvious reasons) fuck while Jem is away (that Dill was probably gay adds to the transgressive nature of this groundbreaking porn parody, emotes director Will Ryder). Radley, played by Evil Angel POV veteran Kevin Moore, casts his shadow on the proceedings and throws a scare into Scout and Dill.
That night, at the dinner table, hot maid Calpurnia (played by Adrianna Luna) brings creampies, and Atticus tells the family it is a sin to kill a mockingbird, which is his and Calpurnia’s private joke about pulling out and coming all over her face.
Later there’s some hot action between one-armed Tom Robinson (Lexington Steele) and white trash Mayella Ewell (Tanner Mayes).
None of this is true. This scene is taken from Kevin Moore’s “Big Tit Centerfolds 2” from Evil Angel.
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: “This Ain’t The Fountainhead“; Preventing This Ain’t Antichrist XXX”; Preventing “This Ain’t El Topo XXX”; “This Ain’t Portal XXX”: You’ll be GLaDOS you did
Damnit, man… I was both disappointed by the existence of such an unnecessary (aren’t they all?) porn parody, and looking forward to watching it. Now, I have neither.
white trash Mayella Ewell (Tanner Mayes)
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