DienstagFoto—Darryl Hanah’s Little Buddy

Darryl Hanah mourns Sherwood Schwartz in the best way possible.

I became acquainted with Darryl Hanah’s vagina on the set of “This Ain’t Gilligan’s Island XXX” (as did a pre-Penthouse Ryan Keely, who did the right thing by providing compensatory nudity whilst filming the aforementioned vagina up close).

What? You’re saying you don’t remember that a Gilligan’s Island porn parody was made, starring Hanah as Mrs. Howell, Jack Lawrence as the Professor, Dick Nasty as The Skipper, Sindee Jennings as MaryAnn, and Anthony Rosano as Gilligan? But it came out in 2008! By porn standards, that movie should have been rebooted at least six times (a la “The Facts of Life“).

It’s important to remember that, though the characters of MaryAnn and Ginger have traditionally been the most sexualized of the castaways, Mrs. “Lovey” Howell had an air of elitism that only a porn version could hold in check by, you know, depicting someone ejaculating on her face and neck.

But don’t feel that you are culturally illiterate just because you didn’t know that, somewhere on a dusty store shelf or in a forgotten BitTorrent folder, Hustler’s “This Ain’t Gilligan’s Island XXX” existed.

After all, imagine how you’ll feel in two weeks when you realize you’d forgotten that “Hogan Knows Best” came out today?

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Once on this island: My This Aint Gilligan’s Island XXX journal; Sindee’s choice; “Facts of Life” media convergence breaks Inernet

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