Hunter was in town to shoot a MILF movie called “Trophy Wives 2″ and we discussed Bike Week, grass-dragging, and how Budweiser wants its models to be “sexy but not too sexy” as if, perhaps, the spouses of the men who drink Bud still thought they had something accessible to aspire to.
Hunter was shockingly fit, and proceeded to bend herself this way and that on a red felt pool table. One position reminded me of what it must be like to fuck a pony keg.
Memories, Readers, are gifts and curses. I never thought I’d think “to fuck a pony keg” ever again (and I’m glad Harper Lee never did once).
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Cheyenne Hunter: the loneliness of the long-distance biker MILF