Don't beat yourself up, Mika Tan: Call the Gangbang Squad

With a name like the Gangbang Squad, you’d imagine its members (heh) to be organized and efficient, like a cheerleading squad. And in fact, these gentlemen are.

The stars align for this group of African-American gentlemen when, in the course of staking out a property to rob, they come across Mika Tan self-flagellating on her bed.

“Bad girl,” she cries, whipping herself with rawhide flagelli. “Bad.”

But her spirits perk up when the Gangbang Squad arrives. No longer is her face contorted in self-loathing. Instead, she is all smiles. Her face barely registers confusion when they surprise her in her strivings; she gets to work on them immediately. That is why the nation loves Mika Tan. Even the Nation of Islam!

I don’t like these high-ratio gangbangs primarily because I’m too greedy. “I want Mika Tan all to myself,” I would say to my black brethren. But there’s also something about most of the women on the receiving end of the gangbang looking like they are not enjoying themselves, coming out somehow the worse for wear. Imagine that!

But Mika Tan takes the gangbangage like a champ.

And what is great about this scene from Pink Visual’s “Gangbang Squad 17” is that everyone learns a lesson and changes for the better; Mika doesn’t want to hurt herself anymore, and the Gangbang Squad doesn’t rob her house. In fact, they leave something for her – on her face!

Thanks Gangbang Squad!