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In order to win this select piece of pornography, featuring two women who add more to your party than even your Jagermeister Tap Machine, be the first qualified contestant to give me an interesting caipirinha recipe.
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Ingrediants/equipment needed
2 mixing bowls
4 juicy oranges (limes or lemons will do)
1 cocktail glass for each pisspot visiting your place
Some sugar, or other white crystal substance
1 teaspoon
1 jar of marmite.
Squish the citrus fruit into one mixing bowl. If you have just seen an American Gokkun film, you may need to look away at this point.
Pour some sugar into the second bowl
Dip each glass first in the citrus bowl, and secondly in the sugar bowl. The sugar will stick to the rim of the glass, enhancing your caipirinha experience
After pouring out your caipirinha into the glasses, take the teaspoon and dip it in the marmite. If you have just seen an American Anal film, you may need to look away at this point.
Stir the caipirinha with the teaspoon that has been dipped in marmite. It is not necessary to transfer much marmite from the jar to alter the taste, sometimes just having the marmite jar open in the same room as the cocktail be enough to do this.
Enjoy!! enjoy!! enjoy!!!.